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Gordon H 06-09-2008 02:03 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Martin
writes
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:58:12 +0100, Gordon H wrote:

For a short term forecast I look at this:

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

Animating it gives a good idea of what's coming in the next hour or
three. :)


Those who aren't colour blind might prefer this
http://www.meteox.co.uk/h.aspx?r=&ja...soort=satradar


I didn't know that Britain was that shade of green all over.

Book-marked. It is spot-on anyway, Manchester is in the "eye" of
the Low Pressure, with sunny periods and some blue sky.
Wish I'd washed the bedding, now. ;-)
--
Gordon H

Gordon H[_2_] 06-09-2008 04:36 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Martin
writes

I didn't know that Britain was that shade of green all over.

Book-marked. It is spot-on anyway, Manchester is in the "eye" of
the Low Pressure, with sunny periods and some blue sky.
Wish I'd washed the bedding, now. ;-)


I hope you are wearing brown trousers. :)


:-)
I did wash the sheets actually, but there isn't much breeze to dry
them..
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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:18 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
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On 5/9/08 22:07, in article ,
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writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
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My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.


This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.


No balls, that's the trouble.


Ever so slightly bats, though.


fx

Baleful look...

/fx

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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:19 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
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On 5/9/08 22:08, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
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k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.


Well, I declare.


So, you're not all out for a win, then?


Must have lost the will-ow.


Lord's above!

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Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:20 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
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On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:00:46 +0100, Rusty Hinge 2
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The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:59:40 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
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My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but
the bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.


after she was caught by the wicket keeper.


Or having a wild slash on the offside?


No balled?


That's eunuch of that!

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Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:21 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:10:56 +0100, Sacha wrote:
On 5/9/08 22:07, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:
The message
from hugh ] contains these words:
In message , Sacha
writes
On 5/9/08 07:40, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody
spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.

This has really creased me up but I do declare I can't come up with any
more I'm completely run out.

No balls, that's the trouble.


Ever so slightly bats, though.


and not stumped?


No, caught behind. (Ouch!)

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Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:22 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:08:40 +0100, Rusty Hinge 2
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The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.


Well, I declare.


So, you're not all out for a win, then?


The blonde naive one has run off with her twelfth man.


Sacha to-do...

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Rusty
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Rusty Hinge 2 06-09-2008 06:26 PM

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Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Playing for the home team.


after she was caught by the wicket keeper.


Or having a wild slash on the offside?


Flogging the Chinaman?


Was he the wrong 'un?

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Rusty
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Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 11:10 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 6/9/08 18:19, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
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On 5/9/08 22:08, in article
,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.

Well, I declare.

So, you're not all out for a win, then?


Must have lost the will-ow.


Lord's above!


This is all going a bit Oval-shaped.

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 06-09-2008 11:10 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 6/9/08 18:22, in article ,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:08:40 +0100, Rusty Hinge 2
wrote:
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.

Well, I declare.

So, you're not all out for a win, then?


The blonde naive one has run off with her twelfth man.


Sacha to-do...


Errrrr? More whoosh, I'm afraid!
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Sacha[_3_] 07-09-2008 08:58 AM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
On 7/9/08 08:53, in article ,
"Martin" wrote:

On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:10:08 +0100, Sacha wrote:

On 6/9/08 18:19, in article
,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:

The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 5/9/08 22:08, in article
,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.

Well, I declare.

So, you're not all out for a win, then?

Must have lost the will-ow.

Lord's above!


This is all going a bit Oval-shaped.


Going south, Sacha?


Quite a lot of me, yes! ;-)

--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon



Gordon H[_3_] 07-09-2008 10:58 AM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
In message , Martin
writes
On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 16:36:10 +0100, Gordon H
wrote:

I did wash the sheets actually, but there isn't much breeze to dry
them..


Have you tried using Mrs H's hair drier or having a quick tumble?


There is no Mrs H, and a quick tumble sounds far too energetic.
I still have her hair drier and will report back presently (or
futurely).
--
Gordon H
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Rusty Hinge 2 07-09-2008 08:20 PM

has the Met office lost the plot?
 
The message
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On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 18:19:51 +0100, Rusty Hinge 2
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The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 5/9/08 22:08, in article
,
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote:
The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:16:37 +0100, Stan The Man wrote:
On 2008-09-05 07:40:33 +0100, Martin said:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:59:23 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 23:28, in article
,
"Martin" wrote:
On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Sacha
wrote:
On 4/9/08 22:28, in article
, "hugh"
] wrote:
In message ,
Rusty Hinge
2 writes
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:
"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in
message
k...
The message
from "Spider" contains these words:

My garden was full of tiny crickets this spring, but the
bloody spiders
ate most of them...

Yup, we do that! Yum yum. :~))

I say, that's just not cricket, y'know!

Sad, I know. They didn't even have a good innings, heh heh!
I knocked
'em
for six!

What four?

I think you're very wicket.

It's all over now.

Ducking and running?

and bowling naive blonde maidens over.

Now, hush, she's on an away fixture!

Not batting for the other side?

Six, six, six - that's all you ever think about.

Well, I declare.

So, you're not all out for a win, then?


Must have lost the will-ow.


Lord's above!


Ground for complaints?


Certainly! I don't drink coffee...

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Rusty
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