Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia, in honour of the people who
died in the recent blazes............well, you wouldn't want a warm beer,
would you ?

--
"As God once said, and I think rightly..." - Margaret Thatcher.

"BOFH" wrote in message
...
Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia,

They haven't.
What a complete idiot you make yourself appear!

--
"As God once said, and I think rightly..." - Margaret Thatcher.
"James R" wrote in message
...

"BOFH" wrote in message
...
Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia,

They haven't.
What a complete idiot you make yourself appear!

:-)

On Feb 14, 1:50*pm, "BOFH" wrote:
Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia, in honour of the people who
died in the recent blazes............well, you wouldn't want a warm beer,
would you ?

--
"As God once said, and I think rightly..." - Margaret Thatcher.

Do you understand what a "warm beer" is?

It is a beer that is at the temperature some twenty feet under a
London Pub.
Maybe the low 60s.

Take some real drinking liquid, like John Smith Bitter, at that
temperature
and you're into true drinking.
The pubs can now pick their closing time, so there aren't mobs of
yobs all going onto the streets at the same time, so fewer fights.
I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)
fights, I hear.

"Now in San Diego" wrote in message
...

Take some real drinking liquid, like John Smith Bitter, at that
temperature

You can take John Smith Bitter at whatever temperature you like provided
it's still liquid. The drains don't really care, and that's the only place
it deserves to be...

On Sat, 14 Feb 2009, BOFH wrote:

Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia, in honour of the people who
died in the recent blazes............well, you wouldn't want a warm beer,
would you ?

I didn't think this joke was much good, but i have to admit that it's
done pretty well at pulling the completely-didn't-get-it crowd out of the
woodwork.

tom

--
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata

On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:02:51 -0000, "Clive George"
wrote:

"Now in San Diego" wrote in message
...

Take some real drinking liquid, like John Smith Bitter, at that
temperature

You can take John Smith Bitter at whatever temperature you like provided
it's still liquid. The drains don't really care, and that's the only place
it deserves to be...

I agree. "****" is the only word for it.

On Feb 14, 6:10*pm, Tom Anderson wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2009, BOFH wrote:
Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia, in honour of the people who
died in the recent blazes............well, you wouldn't want a warm beer,
would you ?

I didn't think this joke was much good, but i have to admit that it's
done pretty well at pulling the completely-didn't-get-it crowd out of the
woodwork.

tom

--
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata

Embarressed to have missed.
My only excuse / reason is that I was sober, have been here for almost
a decade, and complete withdrawl from office banter. (Note to self:
Must go back to Midlands this summer.)

Now in San Diego wrote:
(Note to self:
Must go back to Midlands this summer.)

Don't. You wouldn't like it.

Now in San Diego wrote:
On Feb 14, 6:10 pm, Tom Anderson wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2009, BOFH wrote:
Fosters have stopped selling Lager in Australia, in honour of the
people who died in the recent blazes............well, you wouldn't
want a warm beer, would you ?

I didn't think this joke was much good, but i have to admit that it's
done pretty well at pulling the completely-didn't-get-it crowd out
of the woodwork.

Embarressed to have missed.
My only excuse / reason is that I was sober, have been here for almost
a decade, and complete withdrawl from office banter. (Note to self:
Must go back to Midlands this summer.)

I'd be sober if all I had to drink was John Smiths.

--
Chris H,
He's predictable, but that's to be expected.
Please remove the numbers to reply

On Feb 15, 1:46*am, Now in San Diego wrote:

I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)

Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:59:09 -0800 (PST), moghouse
wrote:

On Feb 15, 1:46=A0am, Now in San Diego wrote:

I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)

Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

You would? It's full of Italians and other people of African descent.

On Feb 15, 11:43*am, (Graz) wrote:
On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:59:09 -0800 (PST), moghouse

wrote:
On Feb 15, 1:46=A0am, Now in San Diego wrote:

I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)

Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

You would? *It's full of Italians and other people of African descent.

Since when did Italians come from Africa? - answers on a post card to
W.C.Fields c/o Mrs Elysian Fields. (please do not ask for an
explanation if you still don't understand)

On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:04:13 -0800 (PST), moghouse
wrote:

On Feb 15, 11:43=A0am, (Graz) wrote:
On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:59:09 -0800 (PST), moghouse

wrote:
On Feb 15, 1:46=3DA0am, Now in San Diego wrote:

I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)

Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

You would? =A0It's full of Italians and other people of African descent.

Since when did Italians come from Africa?

Africa begins at Naples. Capiche?

- answers on a post card to
W.C.Fields c/o Mrs Elysian Fields. (please do not ask for an
explanation if you still don't understand)

Post code is missing.

On Feb 15, 3:58*pm, (Graz) wrote:
On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:04:13 -0800 (PST), moghouse

wrote:
On Feb 15, 11:43=A0am, (Graz) wrote:
On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:59:09 -0800 (PST), moghouse

wrote:
On Feb 15, 1:46=3DA0am, Now in San Diego wrote:

I'd rather be inBrum, anyhow (he said, ducking.)

Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

You would? =A0It's full of Italians and other people of African descent.

Since when did Italians come from Africa?

Africa begins at Naples. *Capiche?

- answers on a post card to
W.C.Fields c/o Mrs Elysian Fields. (please do not ask for an
explanation if you still don't understand)

Post code is missing.

I think it is 1C UPU2