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TheScullster 16-03-2009 08:52 AM

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Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

TIA

Phil




CampaMan 16-03-2009 10:42 AM

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TheScullster wrote:
Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

TIA

Phil



We found that repeated water soaking seems to have kept the local
felines away.

Derek Turner 16-03-2009 12:09 PM

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On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:52:30 +0000, TheScullster wrote:


Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem
of cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

Extra manure is a problem?

moghouse 16-03-2009 12:34 PM

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On Mar 16, 8:52*am, "TheScullster" wrote:

Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.


A rather sad comment! I know spring has really arrived as one of my
cats came in this morning with his first rabbit of the season.
(Wouldn't Mr McGregor be pleased!) Likewise I have not seen a rat or
mole (other than dead ones ) in my garden for some years. Is it really
beyond your wit to keep a cat off your seed bed or whatever you claim
they do? I have no trouble from either my cats or the neighbours'
animals. Let me assure you as an expert in cat psychology of over 60
years standing, a cat will not be put off by a bit of water spray or a
tossed clod of mud, it will only make him more wary of you. The cat's
belief is that he owns the world (including your garden and anywhere
else he wants to roam) - and I have to tell you he's right, so learn
to live with it, accept the benefits and learn to cope with the
disadvantages, if any.

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 01:35 PM

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The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all


I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.


No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?


Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.

The chemical breaks down into garden-friendly compounds, and the cats
smell something humans can't.

Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)


From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.


True.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 01:36 PM

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The message
from Derek Turner contains these words:
On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:52:30 +0000, TheScullster wrote:


Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem
of cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

Extra manure is a problem?


Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

moghouse 16-03-2009 01:36 PM

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On Mar 16, 12:48*pm, Martin wrote:
On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:34:28 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
wrote:





On Mar 16, 8:52*am, "TheScullster" wrote:


Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.


A rather sad comment! I know spring has really arrived as one of my
cats came in this morning with his first rabbit of the season.
(Wouldn't Mr McGregor be pleased!) Likewise I have not seen a rat or
mole (other than dead ones ) in my garden for some years. Is it really
beyond your wit to keep a cat off your seed bed or whatever you claim
they do? I have no trouble from either my cats or the neighbours'
animals. Let me assure you as an expert in cat psychology of over 60
years standing, a cat will not be put off by a bit of water spray or a
tossed clod of mud, it will only make him more wary of you. The cat's
belief is that he owns the world (including your garden and anywhere
else he wants to roam) - and I have to tell you he's right, so learn
to live with it, accept the benefits and learn to cope with the
disadvantages, if any.


You have just been added to the hit list of those who love killing things and
boasting about it on urg.
--

Martin-


Not me, guv, honest, it was them vicious pussy cats wot dun it!

Bob Hobden 16-03-2009 05:15 PM

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"Rusty_Hinge" wrote
Derek Turner contains :
TheScullster wrote:

Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem
of cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

Extra manure is a problem?


Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?

Our last allotment had a neighbour with 27 cats and ours was the nearest
soft earth. No problem, we welcomed them there and we would welcome some
cats on our new site to rid us of the rabbits, mice and rats which are an
infinitely worse problem than a bit of cat poo, which you can just bury
deep.

--
Regards
Bob Hobden




Jeff Layman[_2_] 16-03-2009 05:57 PM

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Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all


I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling
our feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the
offending creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.


No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?


Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.


I've always understood that chemical distributors will not supply to the
general public ('elf & safety, and all that. And, of course, liability).

But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who like
growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply. His
solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes from the
containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he buys! Try doing
that over here.


--
Jeff



moghouse 16-03-2009 06:03 PM

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On Mar 16, 1:36*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:
The message
from Derek Turner contains these words:

On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:52:30 +0000, TheScullster wrote:
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem
of cats cr@pping in my veg patch.


Extra manure is a problem?


Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?


Oh dear, the mighty human brain, peak of natural development and
selection, the greatest of God's creations (if you believe in that
stuff) and it can't figure a way to keep the litlle pussy wussy off
his nice garden? Shame.

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 06:14 PM

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The message
from "Bob Hobden" contains these words:

Our last allotment had a neighbour with 27 cats and ours was the nearest
soft earth. No problem, we welcomed them there and we would welcome some
cats on our new site to rid us of the rabbits, mice and rats which are an
infinitely worse problem than a bit of cat poo, which you can just bury
deep.


After washing your hands.

Thoroughly.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 06:25 PM

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The message
from "Jeff Layman" contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all


I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling
our feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the
offending creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.


No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?


Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.


I've always understood that chemical distributors will not supply to the
general public ('elf & safety, and all that. And, of course, liability).


That's where I got mine. I also got a lot of things (in bulk) which sent
local chemists into a tizz - Spirits of salt, and various other
chemicals - potassium dichromate, oxalic acid, oh, and lots more.

You can go and get fuming spirits of salt from hardware shops - assuming
you go in wearing yer long trousis...

But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who like
growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply. His
solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes from the
containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he buys! Try
doing
that over here.


I don't think there'd be a problem if you bought it in bulk from a
distributer - just from a chemist. I had the devil's own job to persuade
a chemist he could sell me a fluid ounce of diethyl ether, so long as it
had the correct label. In the end he looked it up (so he could show me i
was wrong) and - oops!

Now if you were to ask for sulphuric acid as well as the nitric, and a
certain sugar derivative, you might find your collar being felt.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 06:45 PM

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The message

from moghouse contains these words:
On Mar 16, 1:36*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:


Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?


Oh dear, the mighty human brain, peak of natural development and
selection, the greatest of God's creations (if you believe in that
stuff) and it can't figure a way to keep the litlle pussy wussy off
his nice garden? Shame.


The Mighty Human Brian can devise a multiplicity of devious and deadly
deeds to denude the area of pussy-wussy.

1) Flintlock 4-bore heffalump gnu
2) Percussion 10-bore shotgnu
3) Percussion 14-bore shotgnu
3) 23-30-120 varmint riffle
4) 577/450 riffle
5) 577/450 artillery crabine
6) M77 10·15 mm Werndl riffle
6) 1851 Adams Dragoon
7) various others of that ilk
8) various air gnus

and the possibility of a cuddly pair of polecats to come...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

moghouse 16-03-2009 07:49 PM

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On Mar 16, 6:45*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:
The message

from moghouse contains these words:

On Mar 16, 1:36*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:
Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?

Oh dear, the mighty human brain, peak of natural development and
selection, the greatest of God's creations (if you believe in that
stuff) and it can't figure a way to keep the litlle pussy wussy off
his nice garden? Shame.


The Mighty Human Brian can devise a multiplicity of devious and deadly
deeds to denude the area of pussy-wussy.

1) Flintlock 4-bore heffalump gnu
2) Percussion 10-bore shotgnu
3) Percussion 14-bore shotgnu
3) 23-30-120 varmint riffle
4) 577/450 riffle
5) 577/450 artillery crabine
6) M77 10·15 mm Werndl riffle
6) 1851 Adams Dragoon
7) various others of that ilk
8) various air gnus

and the possibility of a cuddly pair of polecats to come...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk


Oh come, come, surely violence isn't necessary. Think a bit harder.

Clive 16-03-2009 08:17 PM

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"TheScullster" wrote in message
...
Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".


High pressure washer aimed from point blank range works. I would not
advise a brick!

Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.


No it just learns to watch out for you.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?


Poison inside cat food could work.

Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

TIA

Phil


You can get stuff to drive cats away.



Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 09:12 PM

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The message

from moghouse contains these words:

Oh come, come, surely violence isn't necessary. Think a bit harder.


ACHTUNG!

MINEN!

?

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

[email protected] 16-03-2009 09:29 PM

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In article ,
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message

from moghouse contains these words:

Oh come, come, surely violence isn't necessary. Think a bit harder.


ACHTUNG!

MINEN!

?


Now, now, Rusty - that's slightly extreme for mere roof rabbits.
Tempting, I agree ....


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

someone 16-03-2009 11:04 PM

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"Rusty_Hinge" wrote in message
. uk...
The message
from "Jeff Layman" contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling
our feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the
offending creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.

No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?

Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.


I've always understood that chemical distributors will not supply to the
general public ('elf & safety, and all that. And, of course, liability).


That's where I got mine. I also got a lot of things (in bulk) which sent
local chemists into a tizz - Spirits of salt, and various other
chemicals - potassium dichromate, oxalic acid, oh, and lots more.

You can go and get fuming spirits of salt from hardware shops - assuming
you go in wearing yer long trousis...

But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who
like
growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply. His
solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes from
the
containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he buys! Try
doing
that over here.


I don't think there'd be a problem if you bought it in bulk from a
distributer - just from a chemist. I had the devil's own job to persuade
a chemist he could sell me a fluid ounce of diethyl ether, so long as it
had the correct label. In the end he looked it up (so he could show me i
was wrong) and - oops!

Now if you were to ask for sulphuric acid as well as the nitric, and a
certain sugar derivative, you might find your collar being felt.


My local chemist who I have known for years won't sell me oxalic acid (which
I want to use for bleaching old linen and cotton fabrics) because it's no
longer permitted. It used to be, in the days when we were treated as
adults.

someone



Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 16-03-2009 11:41 PM

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The message
from "someone" contains these words:

My local chemist who I have known for years won't sell me oxalic acid
(which
I want to use for bleaching old linen and cotton fabrics) because it's no
longer permitted. It used to be, in the days when we were treated as
adults.


I shall probably boil down rhubarb leaves and bleach the liquor - I want
it for removing iron stains from wood.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Kathy 17-03-2009 12:04 AM

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"TheScullster" wrote in message
...
Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

As a cat owner I know all about getting rid of cats! My neighbour's cats
seem to think my garden is fair game.

The water pistol will work. After a while you only have to appear with it
and they run.
Hard missiles not recommended, as an injured cat can get you into a lot of
trouble. I discourage all cats from certain beds [I leave one specifically
for mine, in the hope that they will use their loo and not my neighbours
gardens] with a cat repellent containing citronella and something else.
Can't think of the name right now but I'm due to buy some more. I'll post
the name when I do.

Oh, and lion poo works. Apparently :-}

--
Kathy

It's pointless to try and discuss ethics with a spider.





rjbl 17-03-2009 07:52 AM

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TheScullster wrote:
Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

TIA

Phil



No brainer! Get a cat of your own, preferably female. It will crap in
someone else's patch; will defend its territory against other cats and
will kill off invading rabits, mice and rats etc. Plus damn good company
for U.

rjbl (ex-cat-"owner" - now with a garden overun with mice, moles, rats
and rabits)

mark 17-03-2009 08:18 AM

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"someone" wrote in message
...

"Rusty_Hinge" wrote in message
. uk...
The message
from "Jeff Layman" contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for
repelling
our feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the
offending creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.

No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?

Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.


I've always understood that chemical distributors will not supply to the
general public ('elf & safety, and all that. And, of course, liability).


That's where I got mine. I also got a lot of things (in bulk) which sent
local chemists into a tizz - Spirits of salt, and various other
chemicals - potassium dichromate, oxalic acid, oh, and lots more.

You can go and get fuming spirits of salt from hardware shops - assuming
you go in wearing yer long trousis...

But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who
like
growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply. His
solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes from
the
containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he buys! Try
doing
that over here.


I don't think there'd be a problem if you bought it in bulk from a
distributer - just from a chemist. I had the devil's own job to persuade
a chemist he could sell me a fluid ounce of diethyl ether, so long as it
had the correct label. In the end he looked it up (so he could show me i
was wrong) and - oops!

Now if you were to ask for sulphuric acid as well as the nitric, and a
certain sugar derivative, you might find your collar being felt.


My local chemist who I have known for years won't sell me oxalic acid
(which I want to use for bleaching old linen and cotton fabrics) because
it's no longer permitted. It used to be, in the days when we were treated
as adults.



I think it has more to do with restricting chemicals which can be used for
homemade explosives.


mark















moghouse 17-03-2009 09:33 AM

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On Mar 17, 9:26*am, Aries wrote:
On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:52:30 -0000, TheScullster wrote:
Hi all


I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)


From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.


TIA


Phil


I don't know if this will help you at all but we have two cats and the only
way I've found to keep them off of my veg plot is to have raised beds for
which my hubby has made simple rectangular wooden frames covered in chicken
wire to fit each one which protects the seeds and growing seedlings. *As the
plants grow of course I can raise them up higher on brick and when there
isn't enough tempting soil to attract the cats I remove the frames.

Sounds a lot of trouble to go to but it isn't really, not if you want to
protect your plants. *These frames also protect my newly sown seeds from
squirrels and birds as before I had them either or both would scratch up the
seeds for a free feed at my expense !


There you go, Rusty,
Humans 1 Felines 0

moghouse 17-03-2009 09:36 AM

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On Mar 17, 12:04*am, "Kathy" wrote:

As a cat owner I know all about getting rid of cats! *My neighbour's cats
seem to think my garden is fair game.

Now don't go and undo all my hard work - it has taken me months to
train my pussies to poo in your garden not mine!

Ophelia 17-03-2009 09:52 AM

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Aries wrote:
On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:52:30 -0000, TheScullster wrote:
I don't know if this will help you at all but we have two cats and
the only way I've found to keep them off of my veg plot is to have
raised beds for which my hubby has made simple rectangular wooden
frames covered in chicken wire to fit each one which protects the
seeds and growing seedlings. As the plants grow of course I can
raise them up higher on brick and when there isn't enough tempting
soil to attract the cats I remove the frames.

Sounds a lot of trouble to go to but it isn't really, not if you want
to protect your plants. These frames also protect my newly sown
seeds from squirrels and birds as before I had them either or both
would scratch up the seeds for a free feed at my expense !


At the risk of repeating myself... thank you saved :)



Jeff Layman[_2_] 17-03-2009 09:57 AM

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Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "Jeff Layman" contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The message
from "TheScullster" contains these words:

Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling
our feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the
offending creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.

No.

If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?

Find a chemical distributor and get a canister of aluminium ammonium
sulphate. Sprinkle the crystals on the ground where they go.


I've always understood that chemical distributors will not supply to the
general public ('elf & safety, and all that. And, of course, liability).


That's where I got mine. I also got a lot of things (in bulk) which sent
local chemists into a tizz - Spirits of salt, and various other
chemicals - potassium dichromate, oxalic acid, oh, and lots more.


But were these sent to a business address or simply a personal home address?


You can go and get fuming spirits of salt from hardware shops - assuming
you go in wearing yer long trousis...


Oh yes - I was amazed when conc hydrochloric acid ("Spirits of salt")
reappeared after many years of absence, and absolutely dumbfounded when conc
sulphuric acid appeared as a drain unblocker. I expect this was an EC
ruling.


But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who
like growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply.
His solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes
from the containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he
buys! Try doing
that over here.


I don't think there'd be a problem if you bought it in bulk from a
distributer - just from a chemist. I had the devil's own job to persuade
a chemist he could sell me a fluid ounce of diethyl ether, so long as it
had the correct label. In the end he looked it up (so he could show me i
was wrong) and - oops!

Now if you were to ask for sulphuric acid as well as the nitric, and a
certain sugar derivative, you might find your collar being felt.


I doubt it, but if the delivery van parked on a double yellow line, the
judges black cap might come out!

--
Jeff



Jeff Layman[_2_] 17-03-2009 11:08 AM

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Martin wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:57:58 -0000, "Jeff Layman"

Oh yes - I was amazed when conc hydrochloric acid ("Spirits of salt")
reappeared after many years of absence, and absolutely dumbfounded when
conc sulphuric acid appeared as a drain unblocker. I expect this was an
EC ruling.


EU/1911225/af/en Directive for the unblocking of British drains using
imported premium lager that the locals refuse to drink.


LOL!

--
Jeff



Kathy 17-03-2009 02:53 PM

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"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:08:53 -0000, "Jeff Layman"

wrote:

Martin wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:57:58 -0000, "Jeff Layman"

Oh yes - I was amazed when conc hydrochloric acid ("Spirits of salt")
reappeared after many years of absence, and absolutely dumbfounded when
conc sulphuric acid appeared as a drain unblocker. I expect this was
an
EC ruling.

EU/1911225/af/en Directive for the unblocking of British drains using
imported premium lager that the locals refuse to drink.


LOL!


The makers of a drain cleaner that reaches parts that others can't is
launching a cider named Charli in UK this summer.

http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/73...-Charli-cider/


but will it kill aphids too?


Surely the real test of drinkability is whether, when you put it in a slug
trap, the slugs happily climb in or give it a wide berth :-}

--
Kathy
Who uses cheap bitter in her slug traps.



Ophelia 17-03-2009 03:10 PM

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Aries wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:52:42 -0000, Ophelia wrote:

At the risk of repeating myself... thank you saved :)


Welcome :D In fact if you're interested I've taken some pics to show
how we do ours
http://ariesval.110mb.com/Frames2/


I am indeed very interested, thank you:)



Pete C[_2_] 17-03-2009 07:46 PM

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Aries wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:52:42 -0000, Ophelia wrote:

At the risk of repeating myself... thank you saved :)


Welcome :D In fact if you're interested I've taken some pics to show
how we do ours
http://ariesval.110mb.com/Frames2/

Have you seen the price of checken wire!?
--
Pete C
London UK



mark 17-03-2009 08:06 PM

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"Pete C" wrote in message
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Aries wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:52:42 -0000, Ophelia wrote:

At the risk of repeating myself... thank you saved :)


Welcome :D In fact if you're interested I've taken some pics to show
how we do ours
http://ariesval.110mb.com/Frames2/

Have you seen the price of checken wire!?
--




You could always knit your own.
mark




Ophelia 17-03-2009 08:10 PM

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mark wrote:
"Pete C" wrote in message
...


Aries wrote:
On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:52:42 -0000, Ophelia wrote:

At the risk of repeating myself... thank you saved :)

Welcome :D In fact if you're interested I've taken some pics to
show how we do ours
http://ariesval.110mb.com/Frames2/

Have you seen the price of checken wire!?
--




You could always knit your own.
mark


lol



Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 17-03-2009 08:25 PM

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The message
from "mark" contains these words:

My local chemist who I have known for years won't sell me oxalic acid
(which I want to use for bleaching old linen and cotton fabrics) because
it's no longer permitted. It used to be, in the days when we were
treated
as adults.


I think it has more to do with restricting chemicals which can be used for
homemade explosives.


Oxalic acid can't.

And I don't notice any restriction in buying flour, sugar etc.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Rusty_Hinge[_2_] 17-03-2009 08:33 PM

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The message
from "Jeff Layman" contains these words:

/chemicals/

That's where I got mine. I also got a lot of things (in bulk) which sent
local chemists into a tizz - Spirits of salt, and various other
chemicals - potassium dichromate, oxalic acid, oh, and lots more.


But were these sent to a business address or simply a personal home address?


Neither - I went and collected them in my car.


You can go and get fuming spirits of salt from hardware shops - assuming
you go in wearing yer long trousis...


Oh yes - I was amazed when conc hydrochloric acid ("Spirits of salt")
reappeared after many years of absence, and absolutely dumbfounded
when conc
sulphuric acid appeared as a drain unblocker. I expect this was an EC
ruling.


Dunno - I've often had a use for oleum (Conc. Sulphuric acid) caustic
soda, spirits of salt, spirits of nitre (conc. nitric) certain cyanides,
and still have, for most.

But that only seems to apply to the UK. An acquaintance in France who
like growing Proteaceae has trouble with an very alkaline water supply.
His solution is to acidify it with dilute nitric acid, which he makes
from the containers of umpteen litres of concentrated nitric acid he
buys! Try doing
that over here.


I don't think there'd be a problem if you bought it in bulk from a
distributer - just from a chemist. I had the devil's own job to persuade
a chemist he could sell me a fluid ounce of diethyl ether, so long as it
had the correct label. In the end he looked it up (so he could show me i
was wrong) and - oops!

Now if you were to ask for sulphuric acid as well as the nitric, and a
certain sugar derivative, you might find your collar being felt.


I doubt it, but if the delivery van parked on a double yellow line, the
judges black cap might come out!


Sulphuric, nitric, and the certain sugar derivative all purchased at the
same time would attract a swat-squad like - ahem! - er - jam attracts
wasps.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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someone 17-03-2009 10:43 PM

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"TheScullster" wrote in message
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Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.


I've really enjoyed this thread, thank you for starting it :-)

Re cats: There are a lot of council sites for recycling stuff, and if you
go to one of these and find old refrigerators or freezers that are going
who-knows-where to be recycled for their CFCs or whatever, well, they
usually have lots of wire racks/shelves in them. I have gathered about 50
of these over the years, including some that are 3-dimensional (i.e.
cuboid)(probably came from a freezer), and when I sow my veg patch I strew
these racks about over the seeds until the plants are tall enough to fend
for themselves. So the garden looks pretty naff for a month or so, but by
then the plants have grown up and the cat won't want to go there and you can
remove them. The cuboid-ish one I use to protect my nepeta plant
from...cats.

Your other alternative is to get a cat or two yourself, they never crap in
their own garden and they will keep other cats out.

someone



moghouse 18-03-2009 12:35 PM

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On Mar 17, 10:43*pm, "someone" wrote:

Your other alternative is to get a cat or two yourself, they never crap in
their own garden and they will keep other cats out.


I regret to inform you that neither of those statements is really
true. Your local branch of Cat Protection always has lots of cats
looking for good homes but though you should enjoy the companionship
and the vermit free environment you must be prepared for some small
drawbacks too.

denden 18-03-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheScullster (Post 833772)
Hi all

I know this is a recurring theme on this group - methods for repelling our
feline "friends".
Was wondering whether repeated chase-outs actually result in the offending
creature learning that a garden is a no-go-zone.
If so, what level of deterrent is necessary?
Simple chasing out at high speed whenever they are sighted
Chasing and soft missiles - e.g. wet mud
Catapult with hard missiles
Well directed water (I'm considering one of those high powered kids water
gun things ATM)

From what I've read in this group, the retail concoctions and electronic
gizmos aren't worth bothering with.
Hence the list of measures above.
Not interested in replies from cat lovers unless they solve the problem of
cats cr@pping in my veg patch.

TIA

Phil

Hi there,this one really does work.Try spraying "Jeyes" fluid on the area where the cats are crapping.It worked on my garden.first remove cat s**t and spray.Use it neat or dilute very slightly.

Gilli99 18-03-2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty_Hinge[_2_] (Post 833855)
The message

from moghouse
contains these words:
On Mar 16, 1:36*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:


Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?


Oh dear, the mighty human brain, peak of natural development and
selection, the greatest of God's creations (if you believe in that
stuff) and it can't figure a way to keep the litlle pussy wussy off
his nice garden? Shame.


The Mighty Human Brian can devise a multiplicity of devious and deadly
deeds to denude the area of pussy-wussy.

1) Flintlock 4-bore heffalump gnu
2) Percussion 10-bore shotgnu
3) Percussion 14-bore shotgnu
3) 23-30-120 varmint riffle
4) 577/450 riffle
5) 577/450 artillery crabine
6) M77 10·15 mm Werndl riffle
6) 1851 Adams Dragoon
7) various others of that ilk
8) various air gnus

and the possibility of a cuddly pair of polecats to come...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Hey! Thats a great list!
We continue to use a high power water hose and soak the little dearies. It doesnt put them off permanently, but I love seeing them jump when the water hits! Of course, all cat lovers (which I once was) think they're little Tiddles doesnt s**t in anyones garden. Cat urine kills plants and dont let 'em tell you otherwise, not to mention the obnoxious stench from the borders.

moghouse 18-03-2009 11:18 PM

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On Mar 18, 6:11*pm, denden wrote:

Hi there,this one really does work.Try spraying "Jeyes" fluid on the
area where the cats are crapping.It worked on my garden.first remove
cat s**t and spray.Use it neat or dilute very slightly.


I'll bet it gives a real tang to your rhubarb too!

Kathy 18-03-2009 11:29 PM

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"moghouse" wrote in message
...
On Mar 17, 10:43 pm, "someone" wrote:

Your other alternative is to get a cat or two yourself, they never crap in
their own garden and they will keep other cats out.


I regret to inform you that neither of those statements is really
true. Your local branch of Cat Protection always has lots of cats
looking for good homes but though you should enjoy the companionship
and the vermit free environment you must be prepared for some small
drawbacks too.

Yes. Like the gooey remains of a sucked and sorry mouse, carefully placed
to encounter your bare foot if you need to get up in the night :-}

--
Kathy

It's pointless to try and discuss ethics with a spider.





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