Someone ask how to grow cheese and Pasta?

Well I know how I do it. I take one of those string cheeses much loved
by kiddies that know no better, and break it into three. I fill a pot
with milk curds and a little John Innes No 3. I put one piece of the
string cheese into the pot, and add a small shake of Italian dry herbs.
With luck you will have a healthy Parmesan cheese plant in a wee while.
Take the second piece of cheese and (Mike will love this) place in a pot
with the same amount of milk curds and compost only this time add a
shake of dust from Gough's Cave and in a few weeks you will have a
viable Cheddar Cheese plant to plant out. Mind late frosts. The third
bit of string cheese, you eat.g
As for Pasta, everyone knows it grows on Spaghetti trees, and Pasta
trees. Check the BBC web site for further information.

Smudge, cheese gardener extraordinaire.:-)

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"Bobbie" wrote in message
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Someone ask how to grow cheese and Pasta?

Well I know how I do it. I take one of those string cheeses much loved by
kiddies that know no better, and break it into three. I fill a pot with
milk curds and a little John Innes No 3. I put one piece of the string
cheese into the pot, and add a small shake of Italian dry herbs. With luck
you will have a healthy Parmesan cheese plant in a wee while. Take the
second piece of cheese and (Mike will love this) place in a pot with the
same amount of milk curds and compost only this time add a shake of dust
from Gough's Cave and in a few weeks you will have a viable Cheddar
Cheese plant to plant out. Mind late frosts. The third bit of string
cheese, you eat.g
As for Pasta, everyone knows it grows on Spaghetti trees, and Pasta trees.
Check the BBC web site for further information.

Smudge, cheese gardener extraordinaire.:-)

Can we have that again, but with the Latin names please?

Kindest possible regards

Mike

'Mike' wrote:


But of course.
Milkus curdus and Maximus Innessus Numero III
Parmesanus Cheesus and Chedderii
cheesii.

Will that do? Incidentally I do believe that they were under completely
different names at Chelsea. It is for that reason I used the common or
garden names.

Smudgeus.
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"Bobbie" wrote in message
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'Mike' wrote:


But of course.
Milkus curdus and Maximus Innessus Numero III
Parmesanus Cheesus and Chedderii
cheesii.

Will that do? Incidentally I do believe that they were under completely
different names at Chelsea. It is for that reason I used the common or
garden names.

Smudgeus.
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But of course dahrling, one would use a different Latin name at Chelsea
wouldn't one?

Kindest possible regards

Mike