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Judith in France 07-06-2009 09:59 AM

Dear Gardeners
 
On Jun 6, 11:43*pm, Sacha wrote:
On 2009-06-06 20:45:37 +0100, Judith in France
said:
snip

We have some of the visiting guests staying here tonight. *We will
have to have Lottie sleep in our room as some leave at 5a.m. and
Lottie is still nervous of strangers in the house.


Judith


A good thing, IMO. *Our Oscar Underfoot, the wire haired dachshund, *
goes off with monotonous regularity at the milk/paper man, Nursery
staff coming into the house, anyone knocking at the front door and the
postman. *Some of these people are in and out of here every day but we
still get the 'woofs' and in fact, we rely upon him to tell us that the
papers have been delivered each morning! *On Saturday, the papers are
rather later than normal but today he was barking at 07.30 and when Ray
went downstairs, sure enough, the papers and milk were there. * He's a
very good guard dog and that's a good thing, IMO.
--
--
Sachawww.hillhousenursery.com
Shrubs & perennials. Tender & exotics.
South Devon


Yes, our Lottie is a great Sentinel; she hears things before we do.
It's quite clear that she has a protective side, she is unhappy when
guests put their arms around me, in the French way, to give a slight
kiss on both cheeks; her tails drops and she moves in very close to
me. Last night I walked her about 11.30p.m. to shut up the hens and a
5 minute walk without a lead, she took off with such speed, she was
chasing a rabbit! After 2 commands she came back, looking sheepish
because she had ignored my first command. She snored all night long,
what with Edward snoring on one side and Lottie on my left, on the
floor in her bed; I felt very hemmed in! To keep slightly on topic,
she is digging down to Australia, I have never seen such huge holes in
the garden, any hints on anything to deter her?

Judith

Sacha[_4_] 07-06-2009 12:14 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
On 2009-06-07 09:59:37 +0100, Judith in France
said:

snipTo keep slightly on topic,
she is digging down to Australia, I have never seen such huge holes in
the garden, any hints on anything to deter her?

Judith


A well-aimed hose pipe!
--
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
Shrubs & perennials. Tender & exotics.
South Devon


Gordon H[_3_] 07-06-2009 04:16 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
In message , Bobbie
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes


I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't it:)

That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.


If it's about your prostate Darlink be sure to mark it OT.

Saucy Bobbie.

8-)
It wasn't I who brought "prostate" into this thread...
--
Gordon H
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Gordon H[_3_] 07-06-2009 04:18 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message
,
moghouse writes
On Jun 6, 12:29 pm, Judith in France
wrote:


After a monstrous few days of excessive heat, we had the mother
of a storm last night; my lupins are prostrate on the ground!!

Quick, somebody call Dennis Moore!

To decide whether they are prostrate or supine?

Supine Lupine has a better ring to it.

I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't
it:)

That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.


Ok:) Which thread shall you use?

You'll soon cotton on, sew there!.
--
Gordon H
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Ophelia[_4_] 07-06-2009 05:39 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message
3815d545-b4bf-42b0-a853-
, moghouse
writes
On Jun 6, 12:29 pm, Judith in France
wrote:


After a monstrous few days of excessive heat, we had the mother
of a storm last night; my lupins are prostrate on the ground!!

Quick, somebody call Dennis Moore!

To decide whether they are prostrate or supine?

Supine Lupine has a better ring to it.

I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't
it:)
That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.


Ok:) Which thread shall you use?

You'll soon cotton on, sew there!.


You keep that up and you will give some people the needle.. if you get my
point!



Bobbie[_5_] 07-06-2009 06:12 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Bobbie
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes


I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't it:)

That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.


If it's about your prostate Darlink be sure to mark it OT.

Saucy Bobbie.

8-)
It wasn't I who brought "prostate" into this thread...



LOL, I did notice. Isn't it a bit early to be worrying about your
tomatoes not ripening.. Lotsa time yet Gordon. When the time comes and
if you have any green tomatoes remind me to give you my recipe for chutney.

Bobbie;-)
--
http://www.smudgespatch.co.uk/newhome3.html

Judith in France 07-06-2009 06:35 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
On Jun 7, 5:39*pm, "Ophelia" wrote:
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message
3815d545-b4bf-42b0-a853-
, moghouse
writes
On Jun 6, 12:29 pm, Judith in France
wrote:


After a monstrous few days of excessive heat, we had the mother
of a storm last night; my lupins are prostrate on the ground!!


Quick, somebody call Dennis Moore!


To decide whether they are prostrate or supine?


Supine Lupine has a better ring to it.


I told you to eat more tomatoes. *Oh no, that was prostate wasn't
it:)
That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.


Ok:) *Which thread shall you use?


You'll soon cotton on, sew there!.


You keep that up and you will give some people the needle.. if you get my
point!


LOL

Judith

Gordon H[_3_] 07-06-2009 11:12 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
In message , Bobbie
writes
Gordon H wrote:
It wasn't I who brought "prostate" into this thread...


LOL, I did notice. Isn't it a bit early to be worrying about your
tomatoes not ripening.. Lotsa time yet Gordon. When the time comes and
if you have any green tomatoes remind me to give you my recipe for
chutney.

Bobbie;-)


Yes, I suppose I'm a bit impatient. I have adjusted to leaving the
veg to grow at its own speed. :-)
Chutney? I don't think so, thanks.
--
Gordon H
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Gordon H[_3_] 07-06-2009 11:13 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message
3815d545-b4bf-42b0-a853-
, moghouse
writes
On Jun 6, 12:29 pm, Judith in France
wrote:


After a monstrous few days of excessive heat, we had the mother
of a storm last night; my lupins are prostrate on the ground!!

Quick, somebody call Dennis Moore!

To decide whether they are prostrate or supine?

Supine Lupine has a better ring to it.

I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't
it:)
That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.

Ok:) Which thread shall you use?

You'll soon cotton on, sew there!.


You keep that up and you will give some people the needle.. if you get my
point!

Needle point is girlie.
--
Gordon H
Remove "invalid" to reply

Ophelia[_4_] 08-06-2009 08:05 AM

Dear Gardeners
 
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message , Ophelia
writes
Gordon H wrote:
In message
3815d545-b4bf-42b0-a853-
, moghouse
writes
On Jun 6, 12:29 pm, Judith in France
wrote:


After a monstrous few days of excessive heat, we had the
mother of a storm last night; my lupins are prostrate on the
ground!!

Quick, somebody call Dennis Moore!

To decide whether they are prostrate or supine?

Supine Lupine has a better ring to it.

I told you to eat more tomatoes. Oh no, that was prostate wasn't
it:)
That reminds me of a question I need to ask in a different thread.

Ok:) Which thread shall you use?

You'll soon cotton on, sew there!.


You keep that up and you will give some people the needle.. if you
get my point!

Needle point is girlie.


Darn it, keep on like that and I will reel ly stitch you up!!




Judith in France 09-06-2009 03:36 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
On Jun 4, 11:24*pm, "Bob Hobden" wrote:
"Fuschia" *wrote ...

I had my laptop checked today and the firewall seems to have kept out
Mike's friend. I discussed it with my husband and we have passed the
information about the hacking to our solicitor who will decide what
action to take.
I have enjoyed reading all the gardening chat and advice here,
although I haven't posted very much because my own knowledge is very
basic.
But it has been ruined for me by Mike with all his horrible posting
and lies. He obviously gets a perverted pleasure out of taunting us
ladies and I don't want to think any more what he is up to behind his
keyboard.
So this is to say Goodbye from me to all you nice people, and I hope
that you can eventually get rid of the worst garden pest ever.


Dear lady, if I walked away from every silly little shit I met I'd be
walking backwards all my life.
Just laugh at Mike the village idiot, as most of us do, and get on with the
gardening.

--
Regards
Bob Hobden
just W. of London


Bob, in all the years I have known you, I have never known you to say
something like this LOL. Do you mind if I adopt it for my new urg
badge :-)

Judith

Judith in France 09-06-2009 03:37 PM

Dear Gardeners
 
On Jun 5, 11:41*am, "Spider" wrote:
"Fuschia" wrote in message

...

I had my laptop checked today and the firewall seems to have kept out
Mike's friend. I discussed it with my husband and we have passed the
information about the hacking to our solicitor who will decide what
action to take.
I have enjoyed reading all the gardening chat and advice here,
although I haven't posted very much because my own knowledge is very
basic.
But it has been ruined for me by Mike with all his horrible posting
and lies. He obviously gets a perverted pleasure out of taunting us
ladies and I don't want to think any more what he is up to behind his
keyboard.
So this is to say Goodbye from me to all you nice people, and I hope
that you can eventually get rid of the worst garden pest ever.


Dear Fuchsia,

Please, please don't go on account of this arrogant length of irritation;
he's not worth it. *I'm in no position to speak, I know, having crawled back
under my stone a couple of years ago, but it would be the most horrendous
shame if you left. *You're one of the good guys. *If you really want to
protect your computer and yourself, you'd be better advised to beef up your
pc security with an extra firewall or similar. *These days, you really need
that protection anyway and it would be money well spent.

Please stay and continue to take part in this friendly group. *It's the
idiots we need to leave, not genuine people like you. *A certain invisible
person is merely a figment of your imagination. *Most of what he says is a
figment of his imagination. *Easy, then, to blot him out.

Do, please, stay.
Spider


Spider, we all missed you very much at the time you stopped posting;
it's great to have you and your gardening expertise back.

Judith

Janet Tweedy 10-06-2009 02:54 AM

Dear Gardeners
 
In article
,
Judith in France writes


Hey you, email me, don't you dare leave, we need your expertise.

Judith



Surely Fuchsia has a killfile?
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraph
http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk

Judith in France 10-06-2009 10:56 AM

Dear Gardeners
 
On Jun 10, 2:54*am, Janet Tweedy wrote:
In article
,
Judith in France writes



Hey you, email me, don't you dare leave, we need your expertise.


Judith


Surely Fuchsia has a killfile?
--
Janet Tweedy
Dalmatian Telegraphhttp://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk


Good advice Janet, one I should take myself from time to time. Was it
you who gave me a cutting, rooted, of a Yew?

Judith

Janet Baraclough 10-06-2009 12:51 PM

A Bit Of Mischief (Was Dear Gardeners)
 
The message

from Judith in France contains these words:

"Gordon is terribly selective. *He has arrived in a gardening group
that I have been in since the year dot. *Now he and Bobbie, as Naughty
Nancy are making silly comments in there about prostrate problems.
It's gone down like a brick; the regulars are totally ignoring it; but
in private they ask, who on earth are they?????????????? *It would be
a waste of time asking them to stop their crude behaviour; no doubt
this post will spur them onto more".


Judith, you posted the above in another group. Google's archive of
urg, proves your version
above, is simply untrue. Every urgler who read that thread , knows your
version is wrong.
Ophelia, made a reference to prostate and tomato, which was a follow-up
to a post on the same topic in urg in May.

Gordon, you have caused trouble for me in other groups, do not bring
it here;


The shoe is on the other foot, and wedged firmly in your own mouth.

urglers don't know you yet,


why do you say that? He's been posting here months, and many urglers
knew him before then.

but it has not gone unnoticed
that you and Bobbie followed me in here from the other groups.


Don't be absurd.

For
the sake of my friends here; I will not get into a flame war with you,
now leave it. No doubt your other 2 friends Anne Jackson and Janet
Barraclough will be along next to fuel your fire.


I will merely point out, that Bobbie and Graham are keen gardeners,
live in the UK, and
(as you say) know Anne J and myself from other groups. Both Anne J and
myself, have been posting to urg
longer than yourself. Many urg posters also meet Anne, Bobbie,
Gordon, you and myself in
several other groups.

Janet






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