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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Well that's the suggestion because we are due for a heat wave Summer and
if you rip up your lawn then you will not be tempted to break the hose
pipe ban.

Bring it on, I have my well pump nicely set up ready to irrigate.

Mike


We have a well which we have not bothered to use as with half a dozen
butts off various roofs, we will manage.

And we are on the cursed water meter too :-((

I know what you mean. Every cubic meter of water through our meter costs me
£2.45, but pumping my own from the well only cost 6p in electricity. Guess
what I use for all my watering, car cleaning, pressure washing etc?

Mike
The Muddy one!

"MuddyMike" wrote in message
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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Well that's the suggestion because we are due for a heat wave Summer and
if you rip up your lawn then you will not be tempted to break the hose
pipe ban.

Bring it on, I have my well pump nicely set up ready to irrigate.

But how do I get a well?

Alan

"alan.holmes" wrote in message
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"MuddyMike" wrote in message
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"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Well that's the suggestion because we are due for a heat wave Summer and
if you rip up your lawn then you will not be tempted to break the hose
pipe ban.

Bring it on, I have my well pump nicely set up ready to irrigate.

But how do I get a well?

Alan


Get digging if you don't already have one :-)
Mike

"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Well that's the suggestion because we are due for a heat wave Summer and
if you rip up your lawn then you will not be tempted to break the hose
pipe ban.

Who said that? Someone on the Radio a few minutes ago.

So, get digging.

Mike

Nicked from another NG

GOD said: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the
world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the
dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a
perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of
soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the
long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of
songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colours by now. But, all I
see are these green rectangles."

St. FRANCIS: It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The
Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to
great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.

GOD: Grass? But, it's so boring. It's not colourful. It doesn't attract
butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It's sensitive
to temperatures.. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass
growing there?

ST. FRANCIS: Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and
keep it green.

They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other
plant that crops up in the lawn.

GOD: The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really
fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.

ST. FRANCIS: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they
cut it-sometimes twice a week.

GOD: They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?

ST. FRANCIS: Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in
bags.

GOD: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?

ST. FRANCIS: No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.

GOD: Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will
grow. And, when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?

ST. FRANCIS: Yes, Sir.

GOD: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back
on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and
saves them a lot of work.

ST.. FRANCIS: You aren't going to believe this, Lord. When the grass
stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water
it, so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.

GOD: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a
sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in
the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn,
they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in
the soil and protect the trees and bushes. It's a natural cycle of life.

ST. FRANCIS: You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have made a
new cycle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles
and pay to have them hauled away.

GOD: No!? What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the
winter to keep the soil moist and loose?

ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy
something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around
in place of the leaves.

GOD: And where do they get this mulch?

ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.

GOD: Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine,
you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us
tonight?

ST. CATHERINE: 'Dumb and Dumber', Lord. It's a story about....

GOD: Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis

Pete C

"Sacha" wrote in message
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On 2011-06-02 18:49:59 +0100, "Pete C" said:


"'Mike'" wrote in message
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Well that's the suggestion because we are due for a heat wave Summer and
if you rip up your lawn then you will not be tempted to break the hose
pipe ban.

Who said that? Someone on the Radio a few minutes ago.

So, get digging.

Mike

Nicked from another NG

GOD said: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature.snip

Without wishing to be rude or dismissive, this must be about the 10th
occasion on which this has been posted here....
--
Sacha
www.hillhousenursery.com
South Devon

No t either Sacha.....I didn't know and it kinda fitted the thread.
Apologies
Pete C