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The Green Thing
At the till, in the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she
should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the 'green thing' back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today; your generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer Bottles. They were sent back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so the same bottles could be used over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day. In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator or elevator in every store and office building. They walked to the shops and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go a few hundred yards. But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day. Back then, they washed the baby's nappies because they didn't have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right, they didn't have the green thing back in her day. Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the Isle of Wight. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for them. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then. They drank from a fountain or tap when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school instead of turning their parents into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest take-away. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful old people were just because they didn't have the green thing back then? -- .................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. .................................... |
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On Jun 16, 3:44*pm, "'Mike'" wrote:
At the till, in the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the 'green thing' back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today; your generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer Bottles. They were sent back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so the same bottles could be used over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day. In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator or elevator in every store and office building. They walked to the shops and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go a few hundred yards. But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day. Back then, they washed the baby's nappies because they didn't have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right, they didn't have the green thing back in her day. Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the Isle of Wight. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for them. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then. They drank from a fountain or tap when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school instead of turning their parents into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest take-away. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful old people were just because they didn't have the green thing back then? -- ................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. ................................... Heh Heh. Good points. |
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, harry writes Heh Heh. Good points. Sounds more like another cut and paste internet story to me. With sweet fa to do with gardening, as usual. I haven't heard the current generation lamenting how wasteful 'old people' were. -- regards andyw |
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"newsb" wrote in message ... In article , harry writes Heh Heh. Good points. Sounds more like another cut and paste internet story to me. With sweet fa to do with gardening, as usual. I haven't heard the current generation lamenting how wasteful 'old people' were. -- regards andyw Indeed you are so correct. A cut and paste from a cruising forum where there is much more live life. ""Po Faced"" is how this newsgroup/forum has been described to me ""without your input"". ""I love the way you put them down with your NEXT PLEASE ending"" ..................... :-)) A letter to my family ?????????????????????? Kindest possible regards on this lovely sunny evening :-))))))))))) Mike -- .................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. .................................... |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:44:11 +0100, "'Mike'"
wrote: At the till, in the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the 'green thing' back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today; your generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer Bottles. They were sent back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so the same bottles could be used over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day. In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator or elevator in every store and office building. They walked to the shops and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go a few hundred yards. But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day. Back then, they washed the baby's nappies because they didn't have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady is right, they didn't have the green thing back in her day. Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the Isle of Wight. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for them. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then. They drank from a fountain or tap when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school instead of turning their parents into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest take-away. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful old people were just because they didn't have the green thing back then? I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks Pam in Bristol |
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On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore
wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com |
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"Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve Who fitted your blinkers? I must give them a 'missed' :-(( Mike -- .................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. .................................... |
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"Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. Bill |
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"Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. Which leads me to thinking.When I was a lad all parcels were delivered by the post office who still deliver here most days. However last Wednesday we had four different couriers deliver four different items as well as the postman bringing the letters. How much pollution did that lot create? Mike |
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"MuddyMike" wrote in message om... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. Which leads me to thinking.When I was a lad all parcels were delivered by the post office who still deliver here most days. However last Wednesday we had four different couriers deliver four different items as well as the postman bringing the letters. How much pollution did that lot create? Mike How many cars to a family now? And we now have Dishwashers, Freezers, etc in addition to those items listed in the dit. We are a "I want it now" and "A throw away" Society. Mike -- .................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. .................................... |
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On Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:18:29 +0100, "MuddyMike"
wrote: "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. Which leads me to thinking.When I was a lad all parcels were delivered by the post office who still deliver here most days. However last Wednesday we had four different couriers deliver four different items as well as the postman bringing the letters. How much pollution did that lot create? That's not the point. It enriches politicians' cronies -- ooh, gosh, sorry: I don't know what came over me! Of course, I mean it provides consumers with Choice. -- Mike. |
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"Martin" wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:18:29 +0100, "MuddyMike" wrote: "Bill Grey" wrote in message .. . "Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. Which leads me to thinking.When I was a lad all parcels were delivered by the post office who still deliver here most days. However last Wednesday we had four different couriers deliver four different items as well as the postman bringing the letters. How much pollution did that lot create? A bigger problem are the black plastic bin bags that are used in some places. Incinerating those generates a lot of nasty stuff. -- Martin Seeing as we are asked to recycle plastic waste, do the black plastic bags get recycled? Bill |
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"Jake" Nospam@invalid wrote in message
... On Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:42:05 +0200, Martin wrote: A bigger problem are the black plastic bin bags that are used in some places. Incinerating those generates a lot of nasty stuff. Round here we were all given big green wheelie bins to replace the black sacks that kept getting ripped open by every wild (and non wild) animal for miles (farm next door + river = rats for example). Then 9 months later we were told that a new recycling system was coming in which recycled everything that we were already recycling but in twice as many containers and recycling collections would be weekly (instead of fortnightly) and other rubbish (the wheelie bins) fortnightly instead of weekly. Then we were told that the wheelie bins were being discontinued and we were going back to black bags (fortnightly) and the council generously provides the equivalent of one black bag a fortnight which is half the size of the black bags we had before the wheelie bins. I ownder what the wheelie bins cost? We all have one stuck somewhere out of the way. No good to put the black bags in as if we do, we can't reach them to pull them out and if we turn the bin upside down, the bags are so flimsy that they tear. But at least all the various recycling containers are emptied into a single lorry (which has different compartments before someone asks) so all we have to do then is pick up the bits of broken glass and wotnot left in the street after the collection. ""Let not thy left hand knoweth what thy right hand dooeth"" used to be the message put out by the Councils, NOW, it's ""Not let thy left hand knoweth that there is a right hand"" For crying out loud this newsgroup of all, ought to know about Council ""Managers"", (unless you are a real newbie) Mike -- .................................... Remember, a statue has never been erected to a critic. .................................... |
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"Martin" wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:58:22 +0100, "Bill Grey" wrote: "Stephen Wolstenholme" wrote in message . .. On Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:57:03 +0100, Pam Moore wrote: I Like it. Only us oldies will understand or appreciate this. Thanks I am an oldie and think most things are better, less wasteful and less polluting than when I was a kid. Steve -- Neural network software applications, help and support. Neural Planner Software www.NPSL1.com Les wastefull ??...you must be joking! We had one bin in the old days, now you see black, green pink and white bags at the roadside and a fleet of refuse collecting lorries in formation like the Red Arrows going round on collection day! How much pollution these lorries generate needs some explanation. The truck that shakes the rubbish to compact it has made a dip in the road that is about 6" deep and it also snapped a very thick underground telephone cable, not to mention the number of times the driver has bashed and bent the street sign. If there is more than one grain of snow per square metre they don't show up for a fortnight. -- Martin Tha't modern technology for you :-( Bill |
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'Mike' wrote:
At the till, in the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the 'green thing' back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today; your generation did not care enough to save our environment." Disgusting behaviour. In a sane world, such a rude shop assistant would be at least reprimanded and ideally sacked for such impertinence to a customer. Ian |
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