To the General Manager
Tesco stores.

Dear sir,
I am surprised that you employ people with such a lack of feeling as you
have producing your free foodie magazines.
This morning I was leaving our local Tesco with my young granddaughter
who is an animal lover and especial fond of her pet rabbit Lucky which
she had from a local animal shelter.
We were nearing the doors and passing the range of free magazines when
my granddaughter suddenly ran up to me and burst into tears, clearly
very upset.
I couldn't understand what had upset her till I saw one of your
magazines with emblazoned across the cover in large print
"Eat Happy"
I am sir
Avery unhappy customer.