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15-09-2014, 08:07 PM
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Came across this in another gardening group
My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! |
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15-09-2014, 10:03 PM
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"David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol -- http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/ |
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16-09-2014, 09:00 AM
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On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote:
"David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 |
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19-09-2014, 03:51 PM
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On 16/09/2014 09:00, Broadback wrote:
On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 It's too serious to be laughed at ... it sounds just like me! ;~) -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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19-09-2014, 03:58 PM
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"Spider" wrote in message ... On 16/09/2014 09:00, Broadback wrote: On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 It's too serious to be laughed at ... it sounds just like me! ;~) Awwwwwwwwwww lol Good to see you posting again btw  -- http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/ |
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19-09-2014, 04:05 PM
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On 19/09/2014 15:58, Ophelia wrote:
"Spider" wrote in message ... On 16/09/2014 09:00, Broadback wrote: On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 It's too serious to be laughed at ... it sounds just like me! ;~) Awwwwwwwwwww lol Good to see you posting again btw Thank you. It's good to be back. Returned from a weeks holiday on Tuesday, loaded down with plants and bags of bulbs :~))) -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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19-09-2014, 04:17 PM
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"Spider" wrote in message ... On 19/09/2014 15:58, Ophelia wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... On 16/09/2014 09:00, Broadback wrote: On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 It's too serious to be laughed at ... it sounds just like me! ;~) Awwwwwwwwwww lol Good to see you posting again btw Thank you. It's good to be back. Returned from a weeks holiday on Tuesday, loaded down with plants and bags of bulbs :~))) Heh I guess that will keep you out of mischief for a wee while g -- http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/ |
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19-09-2014, 04:36 PM
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On 19/09/2014 16:17, Ophelia wrote:
"Spider" wrote in message ... On 19/09/2014 15:58, Ophelia wrote: "Spider" wrote in message ... On 16/09/2014 09:00, Broadback wrote: On 15/09/2014 22:03, Ophelia wrote: "David Hill" wrote in message ... Came across this in another gardening group My Wife the Gardener She dug the plot on Monday the soil was rich and fine, She forgot to thaw out dinner so we went out to dine... She planted roses Tuesday she says they are a must, They really are quite lovely but she quite forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was daisies they opened up with sun, All whites and pinks and yellows but the laundry wasnt done... The poppies came on Thursday - a bright and cherry red, I guess she really was engrossed she never made the bed... It was violets on Friday in colours she adores, It never bothered her at all all crumbs upon the floors I hired a maid on Saturday my week is now complete, My wife can garden all she wants the house will still be neat! Its nearly lunchtime Sunday and I cannot find the maid, Oh no! I don't believe it! Shes out there WITH THE SPADE! lol +1 It's too serious to be laughed at ... it sounds just like me! ;~) Awwwwwwwwwww lol Good to see you posting again btw Thank you. It's good to be back. Returned from a weeks holiday on Tuesday, loaded down with plants and bags of bulbs :~))) Heh I guess that will keep you out of mischief for a wee while g There's no doubt about it! :~) -- Spider. On high ground in SE London gardening on heavy clay |
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