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"geoff" wrote in message
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Urglers,

Having just writ about a tittering of magpies, I thought it about time we
all tried to give an amusing collective noun for something to do with
gardening.

Examples :- the collective noun for weeds; a "backbreaking" of weeds.
A
"snot" of slugs perhaps!

We all know of a "pride" of lions, but what about dandylions?

Now you have a go!

Regards

Geoff



A crunch of snails
A confiscation of footballs

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A blessing of ladybirds
An anticipation of seeds
A lack of greenhouse space

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a pickle of onions
a dressing of salads
a kindergarden of seedlings
a sweep of broom
a pack of dogwoods

--

Shan (Ireland)

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a beard of new grass growth

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On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:

A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather



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Stephen Howard - Woodwind repairs & period restorations
www.shwoodwind.co.uk
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On Fri, 23 May 2003 12:08:17 +0100, Stephen Howard
wrote:

~On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:
~
~A slip of decking
~
~A sod of docks
~
~An arse of midges
~
~A shite of weather
~

Some Father Ted moments there.. :-)

I'd go for a b*gger of bindweed and a git of pigeons, cos that's what
I usually call them....


--
jane

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone,
you may still exist but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Please remove onmaps (nospam backwards!) from replies, thanks!

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Seeing as nobody else said it...

A shedload of seedlings (or plantpots, seedtrays, bags of compost, tools,
spiders, woodlice...)

Edwin.

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On Thu, 22 May 2003 21:48:49 +0100, "chris.sperry"
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"geoff" wrote in message
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Urglers,

Having just writ about a tittering of magpies, I thought it about time we
all tried to give an amusing collective noun for something to do with
gardening.

Examples :- the collective noun for weeds; a "backbreaking" of weeds.
A
"snot" of slugs perhaps!

We all know of a "pride" of lions, but what about dandylions?

Now you have a go!

Regards

Geoff

a heckle of hostas

a flock of gooseberries

--
martin

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"...........a git of pigeons................."

Think I'd rather

A pie of pigeons

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a flock of gooseberries

Shouldn't that be a flock of geeseberry?

Janet.

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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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a flock of gooseberries

Shouldn't that be a flock of geeseberry?


You might be on your own with that one Janet! (;-)

pk

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Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
heard Andy Spragg say...
A surplus of stock.


It was always a deficit at the place I used to jbex. Strangely, the
Materials department would never believe Finance that there was a
problem with the way they ran their system.
--
Fenny
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will ****
on your computer." - Bruce Graham

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On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
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A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...

Jennifer

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"Jennifer Sparkes" wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
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A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...


A Frazzle of BBQ's

pk

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On Mon, 26 May 2003 09:20:49 +0100, Jennifer Sparkes
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On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
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A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...

a turd of dogs
--
martin