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martin

26-05-2003 10:57 AM

Let's have a laugh.

On Mon, 26 May 2003 08:45:12 +0000 (UTC), "Paul Kelly"
wrote:

"Jennifer Sparkes" wrote in message
...
The message
from Stephen Howard contains these words:

On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:

A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...

A Frazzle of BBQ's

a rash of nettles
--
martin

Bart Bailey

26-05-2003 12:56 PM

Let's have a laugh.

On Mon, 26 May 2003 09:20:49 +0100, Jennifer Sparkes
wrote:

The message
from Stephen Howard contains these words:

On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:

A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...

or maybe,

a curse of cats

Bart

Sacha

26-05-2003 02:45 PM

Let's have a laugh.

in article , Bart Bailey at
wrote on 26/5/03 12:47 pm:

On Mon, 26 May 2003 09:20:49 +0100, Jennifer Sparkes
wrote:

The message
from Stephen Howard contains these words:

On Thu, 22 May 2003 14:08:43 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:

A slip of decking

A sod of docks

An arse of midges

A shite of weather

A hate of cats ...

or maybe,

a curse of cats

Bart

A catastrophe of cats, surely? ;-)
--

Sacha
(remove the 'x' to email me)

Sacha

26-05-2003 02:56 PM

Let's have a laugh.

in article , Paul Kelly at
wrote on 24/5/03 12:10 am:

"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...
The message
from martin contains these words:

a flock of gooseberries

Shouldn't that be a flock of geeseberry?

You might be on your own with that one Janet! (;-)

pk

I particularly like the already extant 'exaltation of larks'.
--

Sacha
(remove the 'x' to email me)

David Hill

26-05-2003 09:56 PM

Let's have a laugh.

A catastrophe of cats, surely? ;-)

cat_ass_trophy surely this is what you have from cat hunting
--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk

Andy Spragg

27-05-2003 05:45 PM

Let's have a laugh.

(Fenny) pushed
briefly to the front of the queue on Sun, 25 May 2003 23:45:48 +0100,
and nailed this to the shed door:

^ Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
^ heard Andy Spragg say...

^ A surplus of stock.

^ It was always a deficit at the place I used to jbex. Strangely, the
^ Materials department would never believe Finance that there was a
^ problem with the way they ran their system.

Righty-ho, then, Fenny, a deficit of stock it is! But I definitely had
a specific phrase in mind at the time; I wonder what it was?

Hmm ... "From sale of stock you get £50"? Nope, that wasn't it.

Actually, how about "a taking of stock"?

Andy
--

"No, you claim the magpie is to blame for all the
worlds ills, based on your ignorance of magpies."
(4a7391c12e538ef306d33d71c9482221@TeraNews)

Fenny

27-05-2003 09:56 PM

Let's have a laugh.

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
heard Andy Spragg say...
Actually, how about "a taking of stock"?

I can live with that, but preferably not on an August (not West) Bank
Holiday weekend.
--
Fenny
Gravity is a Myth. The Earth Sucks!

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