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Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 06:58 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

and
woodpigeons :-(( at the allotment.


There are plans to discuss allotment birds on a separate group :-)


Should we send them - um - him - all our pigeons?

I don't know why they're called woodpigeons, they don't eat wood, they
should be called brassica pigeons.


battery hens don't eat batteries, what should they be called?


Well, I don't see many stacks of layers, either.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

martin 29-02-2004 06:58 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 06:58 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Rhiannon S 29-02-2004 07:02 PM

grubs
 
Subject: grubs
From: martin
Date: 29/02/2004 10:55 GMT Standard Time
Message-id:

On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 10:30:55 +0000, klara King
wrote:

In message , martin
writes
but we only have two sparrows left :-((

I've got plenty, 'cos they've got plenty of cover. The local sparrowhawk
is quite skinny, and the sparrows know where the ivy is....

nearly all the sparrows disappeared here at the same time and at least
a year before I saw reports that the same had happened in UK. One year
they were everywhere as normal, the next year they had all gone.


The last cock sparrow in our garden went quite mad: throwing himself
against the shed window, then, when we covered that, against the bedroom
window; then he 'adopted' the baby bluetits in the nesting box: he sat
on the box all day, trying to keep the parents away. The woodpecker also
attacked the box, so we hung a cage over the box. (After that all went
well, and the bluetits raised their young. We left the cage on there for
years.)
In any case, I wondered whether it was some sort of bird flu that had
this strange effect.


I wondered the same. It was certainly nothing to do with change of
habitat.


Speculating wildly here, but climate change (we blame everything else on it)?
Perhaps some sort of response to pollution, I have a very hazy memory that
something similar happened to seals in the north sea. I have another hazy
recollection that there was a theory that mobile phone signals interfered with
birds in some way.


--
Rhiannon
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhiannon_s/
"The trick is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even
write a crime report about them."
Aubrey on remaining at liberty
www.somethingpositive.net

Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 07:02 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 07:21 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

and
woodpigeons :-(( at the allotment.


There are plans to discuss allotment birds on a separate group :-)


Should we send them - um - him - all our pigeons?

I don't know why they're called woodpigeons, they don't eat wood, they
should be called brassica pigeons.


battery hens don't eat batteries, what should they be called?


Well, I don't see many stacks of layers, either.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 07:32 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

and
woodpigeons :-(( at the allotment.


There are plans to discuss allotment birds on a separate group :-)


Should we send them - um - him - all our pigeons?

I don't know why they're called woodpigeons, they don't eat wood, they
should be called brassica pigeons.


battery hens don't eat batteries, what should they be called?


Well, I don't see many stacks of layers, either.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 07:39 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

and
woodpigeons :-(( at the allotment.


There are plans to discuss allotment birds on a separate group :-)


Should we send them - um - him - all our pigeons?

I don't know why they're called woodpigeons, they don't eat wood, they
should be called brassica pigeons.


battery hens don't eat batteries, what should they be called?


Well, I don't see many stacks of layers, either.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

martin 29-02-2004 08:34 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 08:51 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 08:51 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 08:53 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 09:18 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

martin 29-02-2004 09:42 PM

grubs
 
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 11:06:18 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from martin contains these words:

Well, anyone who's once seen a robin couldn't mistake any other bird
for one.


yes but what about six? :-)


Depends on whether you can count I suppose. 6 looks like VI looks like
six, however you write it.


110 looks like 6?
--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Jaques d'Alltrades 29-02-2004 11:20 PM

grubs
 
The message
from martin contains these words:

When I was a small child, my grandmother had a jackdaw that talked, it
also did imitations of her calling the chickens to be fed. One day the
jackdaw was found dead in the copper, foul play was suspected. Foul
not fowl!.


On my way to school - or more likely, on my way back - there was a
jackdaw which used to sit on the balustrade over a parade of shops.

It was a most discerning bird, for it would wait until something very
young and busty approached, whereupon it would give a piercing
wolf-whistle.

Several times I received a very nasty look.....

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/


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