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Franz Heymann 11-05-2004 11:23 PM

??Greenhouse??
 

"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
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The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains

these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?


Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called

a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can

score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no

content.

Thanks, Janet. At last I understand.
What a miserable occupation.
Let's all think hard about how we could make a monkey of gardenbanter
without actually breaking any laws.
Perhaps we could point out to each poster coming in via gardenbanter
how stupid it is to acces urg via that website rather than joining urg
directly.

Franz



martin 11-05-2004 11:23 PM

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On Tue, 11 May 2004 21:31:57 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...
The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains

these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?


Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called

a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can

score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no

content.

Thanks, Janet. At last I understand.
What a miserable occupation.
Let's all think hard about how we could make a monkey of gardenbanter
without actually breaking any laws.
Perhaps we could point out to each poster coming in via gardenbanter
how stupid it is to acces urg via that website rather than joining urg
directly.


Set
X-No archive YES
and then post silly advice.
Google won't archive it, but sites like gardenbanter will

Tumbleweed 11-05-2004 11:25 PM

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"martin" wrote in message
...
snip
Perhaps we could point out to each poster coming in via gardenbanter
how stupid it is to acces urg via that website rather than joining urg
directly.


Set
X-No archive YES
and then post silly advice.
Google won't archive it, but sites like gardenbanter will


Yes it will because if anyone replies to such a post the original message is
generally going to be in the reply (very few people snip) and thus will be
archived by google.
X no archive is pointless these days (and maybe always has been).

--
Tumbleweed

Remove my socks for email address



Franz Heymann 12-05-2004 09:08 AM

??Greenhouse??
 

"martin" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 11 May 2004 21:31:57 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in
message ...
The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains

these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?

Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure

large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is

called
a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can

score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no

content.

Thanks, Janet. At last I understand.
What a miserable occupation.
Let's all think hard about how we could make a monkey of

gardenbanter
without actually breaking any laws.
Perhaps we could point out to each poster coming in via

gardenbanter
how stupid it is to acces urg via that website rather than joining

urg
directly.


Set
X-No archive YES
and then post silly advice.
Google won't archive it, but sites like gardenbanter will


Whilst Google might not archive my reply, how will Google know that I
did not want it archived at a later stage when my reply has been
subsumed in later replies from other urglers?

Franz




martin 12-05-2004 11:18 AM

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On Wed, 12 May 2004 07:59:18 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:

Whilst Google might not archive my reply, how will Google know that I
did not want it archived at a later stage when my reply has been
subsumed in later replies from other urglers?


It can't. Google naively assumes that people will snip posts, not copy
the complete post over and over again. My mail tool has a "Respect
others X-no archive settings" but I am not sure what it does other
than give the user a warm feeling :-)

There's a similar site to gardenbanter that collates boat newsgroup
posts. At least I understand the motivation now.

Rhiannon S 12-05-2004 01:15 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: Janet Baraclough..
Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:

The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?


Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no content.


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?
--
Rhiannon
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhiannon_s/
"The trick is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even
write a crime report about them."
Aubrey on remaining at liberty
www.somethingpositive.net

martin 12-05-2004 02:14 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
On 12 May 2004 12:05:37 GMT, emon (Rhiannon S)
wrote:

Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: Janet Baraclough..

Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:

The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?


Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no content.


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


We could probably find you a tasteful shop window in Warmoesstraat if
you are serious :-)

Rhiannon S 12-05-2004 02:16 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: martin
Date: 12/05/2004 13:41 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:

On 12 May 2004 12:05:37 GMT,
emon (Rhiannon S)
wrote:

Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: Janet Baraclough..

Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:

The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains these

words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?

Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no content.


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


We could probably find you a tasteful shop window in Warmoesstraat if
you are serious :-)


I am going to pretend I didn'y understand that, what with me being so sweet and
innocent and all.
--
Rhiannon
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhiannon_s/
"The trick is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even
write a crime report about them."
Aubrey on remaining at liberty
www.somethingpositive.net

martin 12-05-2004 02:16 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
On 12 May 2004 13:00:35 GMT, emon (Rhiannon S)
wrote:

Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: martin

Date: 12/05/2004 13:41 GMT Daylight Time


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


We could probably find you a tasteful shop window in Warmoesstraat if
you are serious :-)


I am going to pretend I didn'y understand that, what with me being so sweet and
innocent and all.


Not only will you stand out like a sore thumb, so to speak, it should
earn you 33% above norm :-)

Janet Baraclough.. 12-05-2004 05:13 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
The message
from emon (Rhiannon S) contains these words:


From: Janet Baraclough..

Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:


Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no content.


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


Look up "Pacific Bubble", and don't bother :-)

Janet.

Sacha 12-05-2004 06:13 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
Janet Baraclough..12/5/04 3:13
k

The message
from
emon (Rhiannon S) contains these words:


From: Janet Baraclough..

Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:


Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no content.


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


Look up "Pacific Bubble", and don't bother :-)

Janet.


I thought it was "South Sea"? ;-)
--

Sacha
(remove the weeds to email me)



Franz Heymann 12-05-2004 11:24 PM

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Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:204338


"martin" wrote in message
...
On 12 May 2004 12:05:37 GMT, emon (Rhiannon S)
wrote:

Subject: ??Greenhouse??
From: Janet Baraclough..

Date: 10/05/2004 22:05 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id:

The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains

these words:

What is the *real* purpose of gardenbanter?

Making money for the webmaster.

Internet advertisers want to buy space on websites which lure

large
audiences. Each occasion a person logs on to the website, is

called a
hit. The more hits a website records, the more it can charge to
advertisers. A website that acts as a portal to usenet groups can

score
a vast number of hits, even though the website itself has no

content.

The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


We could probably find you a tasteful shop window in Warmoesstraat

if
you are serious :-)


Bring your own light?

Franz



Cumberpach 12-05-2004 11:24 PM

??Greenhouse??
 

"martin" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 May 2004 07:59:18 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:

snip
My mail tool has a "Respect others X-no archive settings" but I am not

sure what it does other than give the user a warm feeling


Is it in the form of a tattoo ?

Pete



Janet Baraclough.. 12-05-2004 11:27 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
The message
from Sacha contains these words:

Janet Baraclough..12/5/04 3:13



Look up "Pacific Bubble", and don't bother :-)

Janet.


I thought it was "South Sea"? ;-)


Yes, it was, thanks :-) I knew there was something wrong with it as I
typed. It's all this sunshine, baking the brain.

Janet.

martin 12-05-2004 11:33 PM

??Greenhouse??
 
On Wed, 12 May 2004 20:43:25 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote:


The only question I have, is; How do I get in on the game?


We could probably find you a tasteful shop window in Warmoesstraat

if
you are serious :-)


Bring your own light?


and don't hide it under a bushel?


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