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Old 12-05-2004, 06:11 PM
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Default OT Customers from hell

On Wed, 12 May 2004 17:34:18 +0100, Kay Easton
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In article , David Hill david@abacus
nurseries.freeserve.co.uk writes
".......I've tried confronting the 'adult' who allows his dog to foul the
public footpath to no avail.what can you do?

pick it up, follow him home and push it through his letter box?..."


No,No, No, No, No.

Yes you pick it up into a poly bag then follow to get his address, then put
the sealed bag into a jiffy bag (That doesn't have your name or address on
it) and post it to him forgetting to put on stamps, that way he has to pay
around £1.00 to get the dog mess back.


He doesn't *have* to pay.
And according to the little slip they send you, if you haven't turned up
at the sorting office clutching your £1.04 (in exact money) and suitable
identification within three weeks, they return the package to sender :-)


"That doesn't have your name or address on
it" :-)
 
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