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OT Customers from hell
Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:204293
Yes you pick it up into a poly bag then follow to get his address, then put the sealed bag into a jiffy bag (That doesn't have your name or address on it) and post it to him forgetting to put on stamps, that way he has to pay around £1.00 to get the dog mess back. I have done this to people cleaning out their cars in my gateway and who are stupid enough to dump things with their name and address on them (repeat prescription forms, pay slip, expenses claim form and envelope) the latter was from around 40 miles away so I wonder how it was explained to her husband. With it on plane paper a note just saying " Thought you might like these things of yours back as I have no use for them". I had just walked into a pedestrian precinct and saw a woman sitting on the seat drop something. I picked it up and said 'I think you have dropped something' and handed it to her. "Oh it's rubbish" (I could see that, it was the finished chocolate wrapper) 'Wouldn't it be better in the rubbish bin at the end of the seat you are sitting on?'. Hopefully, fully embarrassed she said yes, took it off me and put it in the rubbish bin. I regret to say she was of the Senior Citizen age, not a kid. Another one I have no hesitation in using is, I hold a door open for someone and they walk straight through. "Sorry what did you say?" I ask, 'I didn't say anything', "Oh I thought you said Thank You" I am afraid that this is once again, usually the Senior Citizen. I find the politest people are the children of about 7 - 9ish years, hold the doors and say thank you and pardon, then it goes to pot :-(( Mike |
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