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Anne Jackson 18-05-2004 06:20 PM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
The message
from Matt Barton contains these words:

On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:



LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED

You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.


Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?


Even better: don't bother at all.


Don't be getting on at him, the poor lad is having an identity crisis.
He can't decide whether he's Homer Anderson, or Angus Storerer.

--
AnneJ

martin 18-05-2004 06:28 PM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:12:19 +0100, Anne Jackson
wrote:

The message
from Matt Barton contains these words:

On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:



LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED

You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.


Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?


Even better: don't bother at all.


Don't be getting on at him, the poor lad is having an identity crisis.
He can't decide whether he's Homer Anderson, or Angus Storerer.


URG the caring newsgroup:-)

Dylan 18-05-2004 09:13 PM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:12:19 +0100, this interesting one arrived from
Anne Jackson :

Don't be getting on at him, the poor lad is having an identity crisis.
He can't decide whether he's Homer Anderson, or Angus Storerer.


I think his/her real name is Morph!

Douglas 20-05-2004 11:10 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 

"Gary Woods" wrote in message
...
"Douglas" wrote:

the hop-pickers
families including the women and children from the London slums used to
gather at harvest time, lived in tents and made some much needed wages.


Schoharie County, U.S. was likewise a center of hop farming some years

ago.
The schools closed for a week or so in the fall for the harvest.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at www.albany.net/~gwoods
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G


*********************************
In Scotland the tradition was that the schools closed for a few days to
allow the children to go "Tattie-picking" when the occasion merited .
I have happy memories of the Scottish people in wartime at East Fortune, -
and later holidays with my family at Lossiemouth.
Here's tae us! Wha's like us?!. Ah'm way hame fer a wee bit the meat, some
tatties and neeps!.
Happy memories!. At East Fortune the tiny village residents knocked two
terraced houses together and the lads from the camp's dispersed huts in the
lonely woods could go there for a cup of tea and a wad and pleasant company
and a chat.
Bless 'em all!.
Doug.










Douglas 20-05-2004 11:16 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 

"Matt Barton" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:


LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED


*************************************
Glad you did, matey, I am thinking of joining the N.F.
Doug.
************************************
You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.

************************************
Can't be one of them. - Sorry! I am a male.
Done all the multiplying, read the book, seen the film, got the T shirt.
got the children.
Doug.
************************************
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?

************************************
It got that way in the Burma jungles, sonny-boy.
(Gad! - the heat!, Will those drums never stop?).
Doug.
************************************
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.

************************************
Thwe-e-rrrp!.
Doug.
************************************
Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?

************************************
Self censorship is discussing hop-picking?. methimks you should stop
lifting your elbow so often and ration yourself with the Best Bitter.
I use my gizmo to say what I mean.
Doug
***********************************
Even better: don't bother at all.
Matt

***********************************
Good advice, ole Mattie!. Thanks for a goodole laff this dull morning!
Next time you transmit take the trouble to look at the Newsgroups panel at
the top of the page and learn how to insert the correct Newsgroup.
(Did you learn that kind of filthy language at your dear ole Mother's knee
in between attending to her customers?).
You have no shame.
Doug
***********************************









Dylan 20-05-2004 03:07 PM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
On Thu, 20 May 2004 11:05:37 +0100, this arrived from "Douglas"
:

Can't be one of them. - Sorry! I am a male.
Done all the multiplying, read the book, seen the film, got the T shirt.
got the children.


I suspect the post which you are replying to was not meant for you.
Nice reply tho'

Dylan

Douglas 21-05-2004 02:11 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 

"Dylan" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 20 May 2004 11:05:37 +0100, this arrived from "Douglas"
:

Can't be one of them. - Sorry! I am a male.
Done all the multiplying, read the book, seen the film, got the T shirt.
got the children.


I suspect the post which you are replying to was not meant for you.
Nice reply tho'

Dylan

****************************

O.K., Dyl owd lad!.
Yup!, I figured that, but being ex RAF one has seen and dealt with it all
before, so one has to be tolerant and try not to go off at half-cock.
An amusing reply with just a hint of sarky does no-one any real harm and no
answer seems to indicate the truth of your final and penultimate line.
All best to you and yours!.
Doug.
****************************



Matt Barton 21-05-2004 10:15 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
On Thu, 20 May 2004 11:05:37 +0100, "Douglas"
wrote:


"Matt Barton" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:


LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED


*************************************
Glad you did, matey, I am thinking of joining the N.F.
Doug.
************************************
You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.

************************************
Can't be one of them. - Sorry! I am a male.
Done all the multiplying, read the book, seen the film, got the T shirt.
got the children.
Doug.
************************************
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?

************************************
It got that way in the Burma jungles, sonny-boy.
(Gad! - the heat!, Will those drums never stop?).
Doug.
************************************
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.

************************************
Thwe-e-rrrp!.
Doug.
************************************
Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?

************************************
Self censorship is discussing hop-picking?. methimks you should stop
lifting your elbow so often and ration yourself with the Best Bitter.
I use my gizmo to say what I mean.
Doug


Douglas,

You appear to think that I was the usenet poster who launched an
unexpected attack on those discussing hop-picking, when in fact I was,
perhaps unadvisedly, commenting on the attack itself, and the
perpetrators apparent wish to call someone a "****" without (*gasp*)
actually writing the word itself. That is the self-censorship about
which I was making comment

You appear to have missed it, but I was infact replying to "Angus
Storerer". It is he who saw fit to snip "left wing rubbish" and call
people "****s". Not I.

Since you seem to be an amiable chap, I'm sure you won't mind me
pointing out your mistake.

***********************************
Even better: don't bother at all.
Matt

***********************************
Good advice, ole Mattie!. Thanks for a goodole laff this dull morning!
Next time you transmit take the trouble to look at the Newsgroups panel at
the top of the page and learn how to insert the correct Newsgroup.
(Did you learn that kind of filthy language at your dear ole Mother's knee
in between attending to her customers?).
You have no shame.
Doug
***********************************


Thanks for the usenet advice, Douglas. I suggest you take a look at a
"how to properly attribute others messages" FAQ. Before the next time
you "transmit" that is.

If I have no shame, sir, you have no great ability to read usenet
posts.

Perhaps you would like to post again so that you can vent your spleen
at "Angus" who would seem to be the real agent of your mirth?

Matt

Anonymous 21-05-2004 05:11 PM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
In article
Anne Jackson wrote:

The message
from Matt Barton contains these words:

On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:



LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED

You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.


Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?


Even better: don't bother at all.


Don't be getting on at him, the poor lad is having an identity crisis.
He can't decide whether he's Homer Anderson, or Angus Storerer.

--
AnneJ


Anne "Amygdala",

I bet a pinch of natural fertilzer to a sniff of your roses your brain has
yet to develop beyond the Hypothalamus.

Weir
















Jaques d'Alltrades 22-05-2004 02:07 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
The message e
from Anonymous contains these words:

Anne "Amygdala",


I bet a pinch of natural fertilzer to a sniff of your roses your brain has
yet to develop beyond the Hypothalamus.


Weir


You've dropped the 'd' of your end.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/

Anne Jackson 22-05-2004 04:04 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
The message e
from Anonymous contains these words:
In article
Anne Jackson wrote:
The message
from Matt Barton contains these words:
On Tue, 18 May 2004 13:55:27 +0100, Angus Storerer
wrote:


LEFT WING RUBBISH SNIPPED

You silly old c**t. Go forth and multiply.
How long does it take for a brain like yours to get so f****d up?
Never mind germination time.....you f******g old fart.


Why bother with self censorship? If you're going to be that offensive
and incendiary why not have the balls to say what you mean?


Even better: don't bother at all.


Don't be getting on at him, the poor lad is having an identity crisis.
He can't decide whether he's Homer Anderson, or Angus Storerer.


Anne "Amygdala",
I bet a pinch of natural fertilzer to a sniff of your roses your brain has
yet to develop beyond the Hypothalamus.


Hmmmm! So you know a little bit about brains, do you? Strange, since you
don't appear to actually *have* one!

--
AnneJ

Bernard le Braconnier 22-05-2004 10:05 AM

Hop seed: ? Fuggles?
 
Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:206070

On Sat, 22 May 2004 03:35:03 +0100, whilst Caruthers was ****ing the
maid stupid, (much to her great delight) this amazing cracker arrived
from Anne Jackson not wishing to put
Caruthers of his stroke I decided to deal with it:

Hmmmm! So you know a little bit about brains, do you? Strange, since you
don't appear to actually *have* one!


He has but never uses it!

Berni


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