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Old 21-07-2007, 10:38 AM posted to misc.health.alternative,sci.med.nutrition,rec.gardens.edible,sci.med,sci.med.cardiology
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Default 9/11 Mysteries (Full Length, High Quality)

Billy Rose, truly a ****less looked up from licking
his testicles and motioned for his keeper to type the following in
:

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**** you if you think you have a lock on reality. ****
you, asshole. Go goose step in another NG.


Dearest Billy, please **** yourself off back to alt.stupid.conspiracy or
wherever you came from. If you can't remember its name, look for the
thinnest encrustations of dried cum on your keyboard.

You are a drab, oozing pustule engaging in tittle-tattle who's best friend is
an anal vibrator rescued from a garbage can. Your hair matted in the caked
jizz of yourself (when once you functioned) and that of various farm animals
you treat as a trophy collection of comfort and love you have found outside
our species. Naturally it is a rather hacked mop since you've taken to
cutting off pieces where you have been spurned by your four legged lovers.

_Very_ personally, if I were you, I'd stop posting altogether and take up
looking for my mom in a.b.p.erotic.senior-citizens where I see this month
that she's doing a fine spread with 2 well endowed men of african origin and
a donkey. Then you could go back to that fine dream of you have of playing
"sandwich" between her and "uncle" Ted instead of whining about scary men in
black hats.

How do I know your dreams ? You left off your tinfoil hat! Remember back in
'92 you were taking a dump in the womens toilet at Wal-Mart and it fell off
just for a second ? That's when we got you. We downloaded your thought, but
then satellite images showed that it was your only one, and taking that left
you sat there just droolin and showing no signs of life. So we messed with
it and uploaded it back into your tiny little pin pointy head to leave you
the ****ed up disordered **** stain that you are today. No need to thank us
you're an American Citizen and deserve the best.

Agent 401b (d104 on public holidays)
 
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