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Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Omelet wrote:

Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Or

Best wishes to all this holiday season;-)
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Billy

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http://www.gallup.com/poll/102577/Half-Strongly-
Disapprove-Bush-Job-Performance.aspx

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Rick wrote:

On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:04:11 -0600, Omelet wrote:

Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:


If you are white, rich and pretend to be a bored agioan cretin:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


If not, screw you! reeeeeaaaal funny


I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.

It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.

It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
illness.
--
Peace, Om

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In article ,
Omelet wrote:

In article ,
Rick wrote:

On Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:04:11 -0600, Omelet wrote:

Holiday Greetings!

To all my Democratic friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater or better than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish
is
made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.



To all my Republican friends:


If you are white, rich and pretend to be a bored agioan cretin:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


If not, screw you! reeeeeaaaal funny


I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.

It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.

It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
illness.


You forgot the ;-)
--

Billy

Bush & Cheney, Behind Bars
http://www.gallup.com/poll/102577/Half-Strongly-
Disapprove-Bush-Job-Performance.aspx

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In article
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Billy wrote:

I'm only SO sick to death of "PC" bullshite.

It's about time people got "real" again and quit being offended by every
single little teensy phrase that does not fit their personal reality.

It's just stupid, ignorant and indicates a special type of mental
illness.


You forgot the ;-)
--

Billy


I was in a mood.

PMS knows only the phases of the moon. ;-)
--
Peace, Om

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Omelet wrote:

PMS knows only the phases of the moon. ;-)
--
Peace, Om



Andy comments:

P M S ---- Phase of the Moon Syndrome ?????????


:)))))) Andy in Eureka, Texas
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AndyS wrote:

Omelet wrote:

PMS knows only the phases of the moon. ;-)
--
Peace, Om



Andy comments:

P M S ---- Phase of the Moon Syndrome ?????????


:)))))) Andy in Eureka, Texas


Whatever works. ;-)
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Peace, Om

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