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"Billy" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. |
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"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message ... "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Comb overs, groan. Hoped they'd have gone out with walk shorts and walk socks. Guy in my office still does a comb over, though not from that far down. That said, I maintain a "comb forward" to disguise the advancing forehead. rob |
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"George.com" wrote in message ... "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message ... "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Comb overs, groan. as bad as this one? half way down the page http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/ |
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"George.com" wrote: "George.com" wrote in message ... "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message ... "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Comb overs, groan. as bad as this one? half way down the page http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/ Another alternative is to preemptively shave your head, which is OK, except, if you are a white guy, your head looks like a thumb. -- - Billy "For the first time in the history of the world, every human being is now subjected to contact with dangerous chemicals, from the moment of conception until death." - Rachel Carson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI29wVQN8Go http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1072040.html |
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"Billy" wrote in message ... In article , "George.com" wrote: "George.com" wrote in message ... "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message ... "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Comb overs, groan. as bad as this one? half way down the page http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/ Another alternative is to preemptively shave your head, which is OK, except, if you are a white guy, your head looks like a thumb. except, if you had hair and then shaved it, it'd be a disaster if you decided to grow it back and ...........nothing Elaine enters with her new boyfriend, Kurt. ELAINE: Hey! Look who's here! Hey Kurt, this is Jerry, and George, and Kramer. JERRY: Is he from the future? ELAINE: No, he just shaves his head. I think it's pretty gutsy. GEORGE: Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts. Points to his head. This is guts. ELAINE: What? Clinging to some scraps? GEORGE: These are not "scraps." These are historic remains of a once great society of hair. ELAINE (looking at Kurt's driver's licence photo): Hey, driver's licence. Oh...my God. KURT: What? ELAINE: Your hair. It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it...it was. KURT: Well, it still is. I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it. ELAINE: Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it? Kurt shrugs. ELAINE: Here. Shows Kurt's driver's licence to Jerry. Take a look at that. JERRY: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor. ELAINE: No! He's not bald. Look! He's got a full head of hair. George overhears and stands up, concerned. JERRY: So he just shaves his head for no reason? GEORGE: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it! ELAINE: And he's growing it in just for me. (Happily) It's mine. It's all mine. JERRY: It's just hair. ELAINE: It's not just hair! Look! Shows Kurt's licence to Jerry again. JERRY: It's brown. ELAINE: It's chestnut with auburn highlights! JERRY: So? ELAINE: You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is. They both look at George, who is reading a newspaper and struggling to keep his composure. I'm sorry, George, but it's true. New scene - Elaine checking out Kurt's head at her apartment. ELAINE: Oh, it's coming in already! Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here. Huh... KURT: What? ELAINE: Well, it doesn't seem to be coming in so good over here. Or here. KURT: What do you mean? Goes into the bedroom to look in the mirror. ELAINE: Well, I don't know...how long have you been shaving your head for? KURT (from the bedroom): About three years. ELAINE: Huh. KURT: Oh my God! Steps into the doorway I'm going bald! |
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. easynews.com, Steve wrote: On Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:09:50 -0700, Billy wrote: Another alternative is to preemptively shave your head, which is OK, except, if you are a white guy, your head looks like a thumb. Or something... Just as long as it is held up high. Very chinese with the top knot as a reminder. The opposite is hanging ones head down not too many things to be said about that are positive . Unless humility posture and subjection matters to one . Grieving a major exception and pulling weeds. Bill -- Garden in shade zone 5 S Jersey USA Not all who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973) |
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"George.com" wrote in message
Comb overs, groan. as bad as this one? half way down the page http://www.everythingismiscellaneous...008/12/page/2/ OMG! that chap is even worse than the chap I saw - not much worse, but still worse. |
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"George.com" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message "Billy" wrote in message "FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote: Don't clean you teeth yet, they might fall out because of the shock you've given them :-)) Yes mum, I was just goin' to bush them out a bit, sort of a comb over;O) Snort! That'd I'd love to see. Teeth with a comb over! Just let them go bald and be proud of them as there is nothing worse than a comb over. I saw a chap in a cafe a couple of weeks ago who had a comb over that came from about 1 inch above his collar. It was so disgusting and fascinating that I couldn't stop staring. He must have used Super Glue to keep it in place. pictures? Nah. I was rude enough to stare, but asking him to pose would have been a bridge too far. |
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