Runnnerr wrote:

PS- Will Miracle Grow do anything to make my penis grow? I can apply
it in the shower. It makes a blue mess but Lysol cleans it up spic and
span. Speaking of spics, how many of you employ doemstics to work in
your gardens?

Can you be retained for public appearances? You sound more
entertaining than the guy we hired who ate the lightbulbs and he was no
slouch.

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HellPope Huey Ω
Never slap a man in the face
when his cheeks are filled with ball bearings

Even at the Drones Club,
where the average of intellect is not high,
it was often said of Archibald that,
had his brain been constructed of silk,
he would have been hard put to it
to find sufficient material to make
a canary a pair of cami-knickers.
~ P.G. Wodehouse,
"The Reverent Wooing of Archibald"

"Her kid's fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat rack."
~ "The Simpsons"

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