So did you get that pesky bird or is it still shitting on your
precious driveway? Did they get any on you yet?

How many songbirds did you manage to knock off in your lame attempts
to control where birds happen to shit?

This individual needs to be recomended for a usenet something or other
award at the end of June.........I'll have to see what I can find that
is suitable to nominate this indiviual for.....