On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:09:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:20:00 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Or, leeetle tiny land mines. Just enough to help train every dog in the
neighborhood to tell their owners to walk on the other side of the street,
forever.


I really dislike when you promote violence against animals as some way
to let their asshole owners you don't want dogs ****ing on your land.
Can't you can it, because this puts imprints into peoples minds and it
makes killing animals some sort of entertainment.


1) I can't be out there 24x7, waiting to scold humans.

2) Dogs train humans to do antisocial and illegal things. So, if I can get a
message to the dogs, they will adjust the way they train their humans.


My cuckoo clock is bellowing

"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:09:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:20:00 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Or, leeetle tiny land mines. Just enough to help train every dog in the
neighborhood to tell their owners to walk on the other side of the
street,
forever.


I really dislike when you promote violence against animals as some way
to let their asshole owners you don't want dogs ****ing on your land.
Can't you can it, because this puts imprints into peoples minds and it
makes killing animals some sort of entertainment.


1) I can't be out there 24x7, waiting to scold humans.

2) Dogs train humans to do antisocial and illegal things. So, if I can get
a
message to the dogs, they will adjust the way they train their humans.


My cuckoo clock is bellowing

I know. Let's substitute something else for "dogs train humans", and see if
that's more palatable to you: "Humans adjust their activities for the
benefit of their dogs".

Better?

On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:58:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


I know. Let's substitute something else for "dogs train humans", and see if
that's more palatable to you: "Humans adjust their activities for the
benefit of their dogs".

Better?


Yes, much better. Ya see, that didn't hurt, did it? I knew you had
a heart ya thug ya.

"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:58:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


I know. Let's substitute something else for "dogs train humans", and see
if
that's more palatable to you: "Humans adjust their activities for the
benefit of their dogs".

Better?


Yes, much better. Ya see, that didn't hurt, did it? I knew you had
a heart ya thug ya.

Good. That's the same as training. If you did not adjust your activities to
suit the dog, the dog would do things that would cause you pain and/or
misery, like crap all over your carpet. When I see people walking dogs in a
blizzard, with 40 mph winds and the temp at 10 degrees, I know these people
are trained. They did not happily adjust their behavior.

I'll stick with my Japanese Bobtail cats, all who stay in this 2br trailer
with me.


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"Jangchub" wrote in message
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:58:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


I know. Let's substitute something else for "dogs train humans", and see
if
that's more palatable to you: "Humans adjust their activities for the
benefit of their dogs".

Better?


Yes, much better. Ya see, that didn't hurt, did it? I knew you had
a heart ya thug ya.

Jangchub expounded:

On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:48:51 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Interesting.

Unrelated, but here's what I need: A shrub that'll grow about 6 feet tall,
with thorns that'll stop an armored humvee (and dogs). The thorns should
retract when I need to trim the shrub. Dappled sun all day. The plant should
be able to discuss fishing or music during its occasional haircuts.

Any ideas would be appreciated.


Get a broad with sharp, long nails.

LOL! Good thing I hadn't put my forkful into my mouth! G
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On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 17:44:39 -0400, Ann wrote:

Jangchub expounded:

On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:48:51 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Interesting.

Unrelated, but here's what I need: A shrub that'll grow about 6 feet tall,
with thorns that'll stop an armored humvee (and dogs). The thorns should
retract when I need to trim the shrub. Dappled sun all day. The plant should
be able to discuss fishing or music during its occasional haircuts.

Any ideas would be appreciated.


Get a broad with sharp, long nails.

LOL! Good thing I hadn't put my forkful into my mouth! G

Eh, all in good fun. I too am glad you didn't spew~