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Hello I have tomato and jalapeño plants, should I remove the first
flowers to promote a healthier plant
or am I thinking wrong.

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In article ,
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

"Billy Rose" wrote in message
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In article ,
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

"Billy Rose" wrote in message
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In article .com,
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Hello I have tomato and jalapeño plants, should I remove the first
flowers to promote a healthier plant
or am I thinking wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Tomatoes and jalapenos have been doing this for a long time. You might
get a bigger plant with fewer peppers, maybe, but why mess with "Mother
Nature"?
--
Billy


What about removing some flowers after there are already some tomatoes
growing? I always get a billion green tomatoes that all ripen in the same
week. Will removing some flowers hasten the ripening of the existing
fruit?


Hasten? No. Improve the quality? Probably.
--
Billy



OK. How do I speed things up? I could take one plant hostage at gunpoint, if
maybe the other plant would notice.

Or something.


Turn your clock ahead 1 hour every day, pour a cup of espresso daily on
the plants, and put your shorts on you head while you are naked in the
garden and yell cock-a-doodle-do 7 times at 10 second intervals while
turning in an anti-clockwise direction.

The tomatoes should be ready when you are released.
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Billy
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Default Flowering plants.

Billy Rose wrote:
In article ,
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

"Billy Rose" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

"Billy Rose" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
wrote:

Hello I have tomato and jalapeño plants, should I remove the first
flowers to promote a healthier plant
or am I thinking wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Tomatoes and jalapenos have been doing this for a long time. You might
get a bigger plant with fewer peppers, maybe, but why mess with "Mother
Nature"?
--
Billy

What about removing some flowers after there are already some tomatoes
growing? I always get a billion green tomatoes that all ripen in the same
week. Will removing some flowers hasten the ripening of the existing
fruit?
Hasten? No. Improve the quality? Probably.
--
Billy


OK. How do I speed things up? I could take one plant hostage at gunpoint, if
maybe the other plant would notice.

Or something.


Turn your clock ahead 1 hour every day, pour a cup of espresso daily on
the plants, and put your shorts on you head while you are naked in the
garden and yell cock-a-doodle-do 7 times at 10 second intervals while
turning in an anti-clockwise direction.

The tomatoes should be ready when you are released.



lololololol, bout lost my b-fast...........
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Charlie wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:16:22 -0700, Billy Rose
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OK. How do I speed things up? I could take one plant hostage at gunpoint, if
maybe the other plant would notice.

Or something.

Turn your clock ahead 1 hour every day, pour a cup of espresso daily on
the plants, and put your shorts on you head while you are naked in the
garden and yell cock-a-doodle-do 7 times at 10 second intervals while
turning in an anti-clockwise direction.

The tomatoes should be ready when you are released.


Or the neighbor's dog is gonna take a big chunk outta his hindside.

'Course, we'd get a good story from that. Maybe he'll put that in the
pre-release screening.

Charlie......loadin' up the truck seat and the cooler, after all.


can see the headlines about that now...............

person gets bit by dog while doing the *idiot* dance for tomatoes!

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