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Immigration Office
Immigration Office:
To whom it ma concern: As A Floridian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status fron U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the U.S. Senate. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.. I know a good deal when I see one and I'm anxious to get the process started before everyone figures this out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm very excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid very heavy taxes in 2005 and 2006. Additionally: As an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my son would receive preferential treatment relative to his law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States. Lastly: I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an illegal alien (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance, U.S. Taxpayer... a href="http://www.freewebs.com/jacksbromeliads/"Visit My Website/a |
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Jack wrote: Immigration Office: To whom it ma concern: As A Floridian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status fron U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the U.S. Senate. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.. I know a good deal when I see one and I'm anxious to get the process started before everyone figures this out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm very excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid very heavy taxes in 2005 and 2006. Additionally: As an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my son would receive preferential treatment relative to his law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States. Lastly: I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an illegal alien (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance, U.S. Taxpayer... a href="http://www.freewebs.com/jacksbromeliads/"Visit My Website/a I will suggest to ICE that you be deported to Mexico for educational reasons, so that you get the "whole" picture. To Mexico where America sells corn and other produce cheaper than we can grow it, because of subsidies. Thus putting farmers and farm workers alike out of work. You will leave your family behind and live twelve to a house with other workers without families. Enjoy the experience. -- FB - FFF Billy Get up, stand up, stand up for yor rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley |
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Immigration Office
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:52:40 -0700, Jack wrote:
Immigration Office: To whom it ma concern: As A Floridian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. [...] Sigh. This has been around SO many times... Persephone |
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Immigration Office
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ps.com... Immigration Office: To whom it ma concern: As A Floridian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status fron U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the U.S. Senate. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.. I know a good deal when I see one and I'm anxious to get the process started before everyone figures this out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm very excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid very heavy taxes in 2005 and 2006. Additionally: As an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my son would receive preferential treatment relative to his law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States. Lastly: I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an illegal alien (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance, U.S. Taxpayer... a href="http://www.freewebs.com/jacksbromeliads/"Visit My Website/a The proposed law makes no sense. Illegal aliens usually do not receive documented pay like a paycheck/direct deposit. They receive cash, turn around, and use cash to pay for their way. There's no record of pay, so how would IRS verify their prior 3 years income? Not all illegal aliens work in farms/orchard areas as another reply insinuated. Most don't stop in the farm or orchard and look for work. They continue their way for more gainful work. Subsidy is a form of giving away taxpayer money. If so, such a policy (our money) is promoting illegal alien workers to move to this country. That doesn't surprise me at all. Border patrol agents should not do their job, ask Bush. Dave |
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