Can anyone recommend the best tool to use for trimming my bush please?

A knar a lass that goes by the initials LM who swears by a Flymo

My bush is rather big and overgrown. I'm not sure a flymo would be the best option. It may be too heavy for me. Any other suggestions?

disgusting, hang your head in shame

I know! I really shouldnt have left it to grow so much over the winter. I am extremely ashamed!

You can see my tulips still though!

she seems to be too old

That didn't seem to work!

much like many of you workshy fops

Workshy? Fop?

You're very offensive! This is the most unhelpful gardening site I've ever been on!

You can redeem yourself by offering to trim my bush for me. If you could start at the bottom and work your way up that would be great! You may have to wet it first aswell.

Deal?

i see the children have taken over this site, have you nothing better to
do with your time

children and gardenbanter twits
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