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Quack grass -- bad pun alert!
OK, but, everybody, this is ALL DK'S FAULT. ;
Ahem: I'm not one to duck an issue, but perhaps you need to talk to the Medical Board. Or, you could take the Elmer Fudd Solution, and cement it over. Chris Owens dkat wrote: I'd really like to hear the puns I agree on the solution. The only way I have ever found to get rid of it is to pull it out. That actually worked well for me last year. DK "Chris Owens" wrote in message ... Romy Beeck wrote: Does anyone know how to get rid of quack grass? thank you There are some truly AWFUL puns that spring to mind, but, I will be a Good Girl. The best way is to pull it out by hand. Water the area you'll be weeding the night before to loosen the roots. Chris Owens -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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Quack grass -- bad pun alert!
Quack grass?
Isn't that what Tomski likes to smoke? Maybe that's why he's wandering the streets of Las Vegas in goose down shouting "AFLAC"?? Chris Owens wrote in message ... OK, but, everybody, this is ALL DK'S FAULT. ; Ahem: I'm not one to duck an issue, but perhaps you need to talk to the Medical Board. Or, you could take the Elmer Fudd Solution, and cement it over. Chris Owens dkat wrote: I'd really like to hear the puns I agree on the solution. The only way I have ever found to get rid of it is to pull it out. That actually worked well for me last year. DK "Chris Owens" wrote in message ... Romy Beeck wrote: Does anyone know how to get rid of quack grass? thank you There are some truly AWFUL puns that spring to mind, but, I will be a Good Girl. The best way is to pull it out by hand. Water the area you'll be weeding the night before to loosen the roots. Chris Owens |
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Quack grass -- bad pun alert!
On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 15:21:43 GMT, "Cereoid-UR12-"
wrote: Isn't that what Tomski likes to smoke? Now Stanley you just had to take a poke! Anything I smoke was not smuggled out of Africa like your CSSA buddies led by John Lavranos... By the way I understand Baltimore got flooded, did your rowhouse garden collection of two cacti get damaged? Did your mother let you date this week? How is the homophobia management therapy going? Why do Woody, Duke and Dan laugh behind your back about your social skills and living arrangement? |
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Quack grass -- bad pun alert!
glad you went for it. Gave me my chuckle for the day...
DK "Chris Owens" wrote in message ... OK, but, everybody, this is ALL DK'S FAULT. ; Ahem: I'm not one to duck an issue, but perhaps you need to talk to the Medical Board. Or, you could take the Elmer Fudd Solution, and cement it over. Chris Owens dkat wrote: I'd really like to hear the puns I agree on the solution. The only way I have ever found to get rid of it is to pull it out. That actually worked well for me last year. DK "Chris Owens" wrote in message ... Romy Beeck wrote: Does anyone know how to get rid of quack grass? thank you There are some truly AWFUL puns that spring to mind, but, I will be a Good Girl. The best way is to pull it out by hand. Water the area you'll be weeding the night before to loosen the roots. Chris Owens -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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