Best excuse yet for getting the old lady to cut the grass!!!


"eclectic" wrote in message
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"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
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There's gotta be a punchline coming sooner or later!

You must be psychic. From:
http://members.fortunecity.com/melosh/true.html

"Robert Heinbaugh of Plainsville Ohio gained the dubious distinction of
being
the first man ever to be shot by a LAWNMOWER! As he cut his grass one
summer
evening he ran over a live bullet hidden in the grass which went off and
shot
him in the foot. Luckily his wife saw the funny side of it, and mowed the
rest
of the lawn herself!"