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I just love these people who come on this newsgroup and attempt to be funny.
"DavidPT40" wrote in message news:Z15zd.808855$8_6.794508@attbi_s04... I was eating some apples the other day and I saved the seeds. Good thing you didn't eat those seeds, David. They have a little bit of poison in them. Just a wee bit.....not much. It would take a LOT of apple seeds to make you sick or kill you................. I planted them in my garden a few days ago. How long till my apple plants grow? Well, depending on if you stratified them (nicking them or letting them pass thru your digestive system, which means you woulda had to pawed thru your feces to locate the seeds that have now been readied for germination) they'll sprout as soon as they realize it's spring. Or maybe never, if they realize this is a bullshit question.............. I really want some apples soon, hope my apple bushes sprout in early January. Ok, so if they sprout come springtime, you should have apples in say............seven years. Or eight depending on if you accidentally whack the sapling with a weed whacker......... I fertilized them with some vinegar and put some snow around them to keep them from getting too hot. Good deal. I hope you used cider vinegar. And the snow will actually help those poor little things. I suggest you try again. Eat a Granny Smith apple, and when you feel the urge to go, go outside, make a hole in the snow and take yourself a good dump. Then cover the dump with the soil and snow and get back to us when those seeds sprout come spring thaw. madgardener, up on the ridge, back in Fairy Holler, overlooking English Mountian in Eastern Tennessee, zone 7, Sunset zone 36 Thanks |
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