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I did find it on my lawn....
I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark |
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"Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. |
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Srgnt Billko said:
"Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. *whistles innocently* -- Eggs A piece of motorway and piece of dual carriage way are enjoying a drink in the pub. In walks a piece of red tarmac. The motorway whispers to the carrageway "Come on lets drink up and go before the trouble starts; He's a cyclepath!" |
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Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. Weird? this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things were normal, huh? as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever, besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why)....... Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!! We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me. Clark |
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What about the wind blowing it there?
"Clark" wrote in message ... Srgnt Billko wrote: "Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. Weird? this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things were normal, huh? as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever, besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why)....... Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!! We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me. Clark -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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Mike wrote:
What about the wind blowing it there? We are up on a hill, and it has not been windy lately, still someone driving/walking by with aviation oil? Still as confused as when I found it. Wind? plausible.... Clark "Clark" wrote in message ... Srgnt Billko wrote: "Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. Weird? this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things were normal, huh? as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever, besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why)....... Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!! We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me. Clark |
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Oh God No the squirrels have an Air Force.
Sorry couldn't resist. Mike Watch for the bounce. If ya didn't see it, ya didn't feel it. If ya see it, it didn't go off. Old Air Force Munitions Saying "Clark" wrote in message ... Mike wrote: What about the wind blowing it there? We are up on a hill, and it has not been windy lately, still someone driving/walking by with aviation oil? Still as confused as when I found it. Wind? plausible.... Clark "Clark" wrote in message ... Srgnt Billko wrote: "Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. Weird? this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things were normal, huh? as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever, besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why)....... Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!! We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me. Clark |
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On 9/21/2007 11:56 AM, Clark wrote:
Srgnt Billko wrote: "Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would drive you nuts. Weird? this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things were normal, huh? as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever, besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why)....... Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!! We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me. Clark Gee I wanna hear 'bout some of the /weird/ stuff. I thought NORML was some kinda...huh?...normal? Never mind. -- Ted I wasn't born in Texas but I got back here as soon as I could If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments. |
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Try contacting "Homeland Security" Contact them thru local policy.
"Clark" wrote in message ... I did find it on my lawn.... I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn. So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says: OIL W 100 Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines. I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best. do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else too? Clark |
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