I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a
plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did
not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road.
OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if it
was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street.
I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else
too?

Clark

"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a
plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did
not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road.
OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if
it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street.
I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it
says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else
too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the
plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would
drive you nuts.

Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to
be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full
bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet
from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the
quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.

Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things
were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's
airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark

Srgnt Billko said:

"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a
plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did
not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road.
OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if
it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street.
I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it
says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else
too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell off the
plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who knew it would
drive you nuts.

*whistles innocently*

--

Eggs

A piece of motorway and piece of dual carriage way are enjoying a drink in
the pub. In walks a piece of red tarmac. The motorway whispers to the
carrageway "Come on lets drink up and go before the trouble starts; He's a
cyclepath!"

What about the wind blowing it there?

"Clark" wrote in message
...
Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to
be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full
bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet
from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the
quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.

Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things
were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted
Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark




--
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Mike wrote:
What about the wind blowing it there?

We are up on a hill, and it has not been windy lately, still someone
driving/walking by with aviation oil?
Still as confused as when I found it. Wind? plausible....

Clark


"Clark" wrote in message
...
Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks
to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a
full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good
eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I
read the quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.

Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda
things were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted
Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark

Oh God No the squirrels have an Air Force.

Sorry couldn't resist.

Mike

Watch for the bounce.
If ya didn't see it, ya didn't feel it.
If ya see it, it didn't go off.
Old Air Force Munitions Saying
"Clark" wrote in message
...
Mike wrote:
What about the wind blowing it there?

We are up on a hill, and it has not been windy lately, still someone
driving/walking by with aviation oil?
Still as confused as when I found it. Wind? plausible....

Clark


"Clark" wrote in message
...
Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks
to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a
full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good
eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I
read the quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark


You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.

Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda
things were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted
Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark

On 9/21/2007 11:56 AM, Clark wrote:
Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to
be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full
bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet
from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the
quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark

You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.

Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda things
were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted Kennedy's
airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark


Gee I wanna hear 'bout some of the /weird/ stuff. I thought NORML was
some kinda...huh?...normal? Never mind.

--
Ted
I wasn't born in Texas but
I got back here as soon as I could


If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great
disappointments.

On 9/21/2007 3:33 PM, asmurff wrote:
Oh God No the squirrels have an Air Force.

Sorry couldn't resist.

Mike

Watch for the bounce.
If ya didn't see it, ya didn't feel it.
If ya see it, it didn't go off.
Old Air Force Munitions Saying
"Clark" wrote in message
...
Mike wrote:
What about the wind blowing it there?
We are up on a hill, and it has not been windy lately, still someone
driving/walking by with aviation oil?
Still as confused as when I found it. Wind? plausible....

Clark

"Clark" wrote in message
...
Srgnt Billko wrote:
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks
to be a plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because
I did not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the
road. OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a
full bottle if it was thrown from the street as it is a good
eighty feet from the street. I pick up the thing and it's empty? I
read the quart container and it says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for
something else too?

Clark

You have the wierdest life of anyone I know. I'd go with the fell
off the plane theory - unless it was planted there by a neighbor who
knew it would drive you nuts.
Weird?
this kinda stuff is an everyday event for me, I thought these kinda
things were normal, huh?
as far as neighbors, I don't know that any of them are that clever,
besides, I think they avoid me for some reason, (I wonder why).......
Just glad it was an empty quart bottle and not the plane!!!
We have an apple orchard (Bashista's) near here(4 miles)? that Ted
Kennedy's airplane crashed into. here is a link:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...romoid=googlep
Barnes airport is about 8 miles from me.

Clark



There's always been flying squirrels around here. Red ones, black ones,
white ones, gray ones. The flyers are little gray ones. Webbed legs.

--
Ted
I wasn't born in Texas but
I got back here as soon as I could


When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by
doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

On 9/21/2007 6:49 PM, xPosTech wrote:
snip

There's always been flying squirrels around here. Red ones, black ones,
white ones, gray ones. The flyers are little gray ones. Webbed legs.

What I meant to say is: I didn't know they had organized. Should have
known they would sooner or later though. Y'all bein' up north and all.

--
Ted
I wasn't born in Texas but
I got back here as soon as I could


Good judgment comes from experience,
and experience comes from bad judgment.
--Fred Brook

Try contacting "Homeland Security" Contact them thru local policy.
"Clark" wrote in message
...
I did find it on my lawn....

I come home from my last appointment of the day, I see what looks to be a
plastic quart bottle of oil on my lawn.
So I'm a little confused (a little more than usual anyway), because I did
not throw anything on the lawn and it is way to far from the road.
OK, I figure as I walk towards the container, it must be a full bottle if
it was thrown from the street as it is a good eighty feet from the street.
I pick up the thing and it's empty? I read the quart container and it
says:
OIL W 100
Aviation oil for aircraft piston engines.
I have tried throwing it, I can get 30 feet at best.

do you think it fell out of a plane or is this oil used for something else
too?

Clark