Steveo wrote:
Astraman999 wrote:
Google: sense of humor.

Please - if you dont have anything sensible to say then shut up and go
away!

I replied with sensible advice, now it's time for a sensible question.

What the hell is wrong with you, Astraman?

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My bad. All lawns are omnidirectional. Sorry, I can't speak English. Only
the language native to USA which is more defining when making
interrogatives.. Thanks.

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"Dioclese" NONE wrote in message
...
Silly-nilly. Cut the lawn into sod units. Turn them all 180 degrees.
Now all faces south.

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More profound is we made it to the top of the food
chain per our reasoning abilities.
Most profound is the denial of why we may
be on the way out.
"Astraman999" wrote in message
...

Hi,

I have a lawn that is North facing and gets no sun during the winter
months. Its very damp and and I even get the odd mushroom growing. The
grass gets very patchy and thin during these months and I usualy have
to re-seed parts of it during April / May to ensure a good lawn for the
new season.

Is there anything I can do to help stop this happening.




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On Nov 6, 6:29 pm, Steveo wrote:
Steveo wrote:
Astraman999 wrote:
Google: sense of humor.

Please - if you dont have anything sensible to say then shut up and go
away!

I replied with sensible advice, now it's time for a sensible question.

What the hell is wrong with you, Astraman?

oops never-mind - gardenbanter.co.uk


Other than the joke, I think he did get some good advice. That was
to make sure he's using a grass mix suitable for dense shade and to
consider if other plantings would work better, at least for part of
the area. Another tip is to make sure you promptly remove leaves in
Fall, assuming you have any.

The quality of the answers you get also depends on the info you give.
I saw the post and didn't reply because there was no info as to
location, climate, type of soil, etc.

wrote:
The quality of the answers you get also depends on the info you give.
I saw the post and didn't reply because there was no info as to
location, climate, type of soil, etc.

OK well now we know.

Steveo said:

Steveo wrote:
Astraman999 wrote:
Google: sense of humor.

Please - if you dont have anything sensible to say then shut up and go
away!

I replied with sensible advice, now it's time for a sensible question.

What the hell is wrong with you, Astraman?

oops never-mind - gardenbanter.co.uk

Wow. I just went there, and had a look at their interface. That's worse
than G2. I didn't think that was possible. It not only censors content, but
strips MID's that are referenced.

No wonder all I see from there is shit posts.

*updates global killfile*

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wrote:
Steveo said:

Steveo wrote:
Astraman999 wrote:
Google: sense of humor.

Please - if you dont have anything sensible to say then shut up and
go away!

I replied with sensible advice, now it's time for a sensible question.

What the hell is wrong with you, Astraman?

oops never-mind - gardenbanter.co.uk

Wow. I just went there, and had a look at their interface. That's worse
than G2. I didn't think that was possible. It not only censors content,
but strips MID's that are referenced.

No wonder all I see from there is shit posts.

*updates global killfile*

The blimey limey is a wet blanket.

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