The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.

"Srgnt Billko" wrote in message
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The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.



You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him in
case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't want
an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.

I see someone forgot their ritilin today

Oscar_Lives wrote:
"Srgnt Billko" wrote in message
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The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.




You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him in
case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't want
an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.

LOL!

Make sure it's ch-ch-ch-Charmin


"Oscar_Lives" wrote in message
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"Srgnt Billko" wrote in message
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The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be
around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic
table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence -
no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.



You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him
in
case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't
want
an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.

The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table

Are you sure it isn't a pick-a-nick table?

Guess that answers the question "does a bear shit in the woods"

Better late than never.


"Srgnt Billko" wrote in message
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The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.