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In a lighter vein
Found in aus.jokes this evening:
Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist." Cheers, Phred. -- LID |
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In a lighter vein
Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!!
Phred wrote in message ... Found in aus.jokes this evening: Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist." Cheers, Phred. -- LID |
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In a lighter vein
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"Cereoid+10+" wrote: Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!! In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail. :-) Phred wrote in message ... Found in aus.jokes this evening: Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist." Cheers, Phred. -- LID Cheers, Phred. -- LID |
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In a lighter vein
You can kiss my ASCII!!!!
The test question didn't say anything about ASCII, bytebrain. Phred wrote in message ... In article , "Cereoid+10+" wrote: Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!! In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail. :-) Phred wrote in message ... Found in aus.jokes this evening: Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist." Cheers, Phred. -- LID Cheers, Phred. -- LID |
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In a lighter vein
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"Cereoid+10+" wrote: You can kiss my ASCII!!!! The test question didn't say anything about ASCII, bytebrain. But it *did* say "word", not "words", bitless. Phred wrote in message ... In article , "Cereoid+10+" wrote: Its no surprise neither of them thought of "Master Gardener"!!!!! In the ASCII age we count all characters, and that's 15; so you fail. :-) Phred wrote in message ... Found in aus.jokes this evening: Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first... then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist." Cheers, Phred. -- LID Cheers, Phred. -- LID Cheers, Phred. -- LID |
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In a lighter vein
Enough, already. This vein is chlorotic by now.
Iris, Central NY, Zone 5a, Sunset Zone 40 "If we see light at the end of the tunnel, It's the light of the oncoming train." Robert Lowell (1917-1977) |
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