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Ha! We are more diabolical than the hapless Borg.
They depend on machinery and fly around in
their silly spaceships!
They need to come down to pond level and then
we will see who rules around here!
The Porg know the secrets of the Deadly Algae.
The Porg have Hit Herons at our disposal.
The Porg know the dangers of Lawns.
The Porg have Armies of Bobs in waiting.
The Borg will be assimilated to Pondom.
It is just a matter of time.
You have been warned.

k - Porg in charge of Critters

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ups.com...

Ha! We are more diabolical than the hapless Borg.
They depend on machinery and fly around in
their silly spaceships!
They need to come down to pond level and then
we will see who rules around here!
The Porg know the secrets of the Deadly Algae.
The Porg have Hit Herons at our disposal.
The Porg know the dangers of Lawns.
The Porg have Armies of Bobs in waiting.
The Borg will be assimilated to Pondom.
It is just a matter of time.
You have been warned.

k - Porg in charge of Critters


Kathy, you forgot the PORG bullfrog

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you forgot the PORG bullfrog

Gracious! Especially the German Shepherd
sized Bullfrog!

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2pods wrote:

"k" wrote in message
ups.com...

Ha! We are more diabolical than the hapless Borg.
They depend on machinery and fly around in
their silly spaceships!
They need to come down to pond level and then
we will see who rules around here!
The Porg know the secrets of the Deadly Algae.
The Porg have Hit Herons at our disposal.
The Porg know the dangers of Lawns.
The Porg have Armies of Bobs in waiting.
The Borg will be assimilated to Pondom.
It is just a matter of time.
You have been warned.

k - Porg in charge of Critters


Kathy, you forgot the PORG bullfrog


I've been waiting for that. A herp expert pointed out to us that if
Bullfrogs were the size of a German Shepherd they would have wiped out all
life on the planet. I was listening to a CBC radio piece about Bullfrogs
in British Columbia where a woman told the story of a frog actually
catching her kitten. Kitten survived, but I bet she never goes near the
pond anymore.
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