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odder an odder
well just to confuse me I had a fish in the isolation tank disapear last
nite, it was an 6 in grey Koi in a 3oo gal grey rubbermade stock tank-- 3 ft strait up more or less the tank kinda angles out as it goes up-- 18in down to the water. Eagle or hawk perhaps? Jerri http://www.fringeweb.com/Ponds/JerrisPond |
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odder an odder
... an otter? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
wow, john, that must have been a sight!
mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. **** George Carlin From: John Rutz Organization: NMIX Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2003 14:57:36 -0600 Subject: odder an odder Jerrispond wrote: well just to confuse me I had a fish in the isolation tank disapear last nite, it was an 6 in grey Koi in a 3oo gal grey rubbermade stock tank-- 3 ft strait up more or less the tank kinda angles out as it goes up-- 18in down to the water. Eagle or hawk perhaps? Jerri http://www.fringeweb.com/Ponds/JerrisPond -- give the girl a gold star!! i was out today but kinda outasite when a huge golden eagle came in it saw me and circled the back back yard for 15-20 minutes hoping I would go away I figure the big pond was too deep for it but the 300 gal not heck it could have landed in the tank waded around for a while and still flown out its wingspan was at least 5 feet I kinda hope it comes back but not for fish :-D due to the drought and my gardens we have a rabbit boom going here John Rutz Z5 New Mexico If it can't be fixed with bailing wire or duct tape its not worth fixing see my pond at: http://www.fuerjefe.com -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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odder an odder
"Bill" wrote in message m... ... an otter? No one ever gets my jokes.... odder an odder ... an otter? get it? And I quit my day job and everything.... --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
I got it! I LOVE "groaners"!
What do you call 2 dandylions just married? Newlyweeds! (badda boom!) How do you make soup gold? Add 14 carrots! (badda boom!) What do you call a donkey with a man on his back? A "he hauler"! (ACK! here comes the hook!!!! ) Lee "Bill" wrote in message m... "Bill" wrote in message m... ... an otter? No one ever gets my jokes.... odder an odder ... an otter? get it? And I quit my day job and everything.... --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
"Bill" wrote in message
m... "Bill" wrote in message m... ... an otter? No one ever gets my jokes.... odder an odder ... an otter? get it? And I quit my day job and everything.... I think you otter get a new one. BV. |
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odder an odder
Ever seen an elephant hide in a palm tree?
.. .. .. .. .. They're pretty good at it aren't they? |
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odder an odder
On Wed, 30 Apr 2003 07:12:24 -0500, Bill wrote:
... an otter? No one ever gets my jokes.... odder an odder ... an otter? get it? And I quit my day job and everything.... Well, I got it, but then I'm an awful punster, myself. (alt.humor.puns, the "a.h.p in my .sig) Cybe R. Wizard -- Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P. Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P. "Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y. Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L |
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odder an odder
"BenignVanilla" m wrote : I think you otter get a new one. I was warned to test the otter before jumping in with both feet. But I figure just try and see. Lyin' around waiting for others is such a waste. I have to admit that, as a joke, it was not much of a coup, you can choose to ignore it if you want. I've got a new day job delivering poultry products. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote : Well, I got it No no nonono.... No-one -ever- gets my jokes.... I insist. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
Bill wrote:
"BenignVanilla" m wrote : I think you otter get a new one. I was warned to test the otter before jumping in with both feet. But I figure just try and see. Lyin' around waiting for others is such a waste. I have to admit that, as a joke, it was not much of a coup, you can choose to ignore it if you want. I've got a new day job delivering poultry products. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 Hens teeth or chicken lips? -- Bonnie NJ http://home.earthlink.net/~maebe43/ |
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odder an odder
"Bonnie Espenshade" wrote in message ... Bill wrote: "BenignVanilla" m wrote : I think you otter get a new one. I was warned to test the otter before jumping in with both feet. But I figure just try and see. Lyin' around waiting for others is such a waste. I have to admit that, as a joke, it was not much of a coup, you can choose to ignore it if you want. I've got a new day job delivering poultry products. Hens teeth or chicken lips? I am the eggman. Coup, you can choose. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.476 / Virus Database: 273 - Release Date: 4/24/03 |
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odder an odder
see sig tag below:
-- "If someone complains that punning is the lowest from of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse." Bob Davies mad From: "Lee Brouillet" Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: 30 Apr 2003 07:52:38 -0500 Subject: odder an odder I got it! I LOVE "groaners"! What do you call 2 dandylions just married? Newlyweeds! (badda boom!) How do you make soup gold? Add 14 carrots! (badda boom!) What do you call a donkey with a man on his back? A "he hauler"! (ACK! here comes the hook!!!! ) Lee -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 80,000 Newsgroups - 16 Different Servers! =----- |
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odder an odder
Pun-ishment at every turn!
J -- ______________________________________________ See our pond at: home.bellsouth.net\p\pwp-jameshurley Check out Jog-A-Thon fundraiser (clears $140+ per child) at: jogathon.net ______________________________________________ "Jerrispond" wrote in message ... well just to confuse me I had a fish in the isolation tank disapear last nite, it was an 6 in grey Koi in a 3oo gal grey rubbermade stock tank-- 3 ft strait up more or less the tank kinda angles out as it goes up-- 18in down to the water. Eagle or hawk perhaps? Jerri http://www.fringeweb.com/Ponds/JerrisPond |