Read it and weep gentle readers...

"Santa Cruz mourns one that didn't get away
Beloved campus koi stolen, possibly grilled

Two frat boys could face felony fish theft and cruelty charges for koi-
napping a beloved jumbo goldfish from a pond at UC Santa Cruz -- and
reportedly barbecuing and eating it."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...05/MN94963.DTL

I wonder how frat boys taste?

I'm thinking a beer batter tempura, deep fat fried at about an inch
every 15 minutes or so... Perhaps a bit of tartar sauce...

In rage,

-D
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his
hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. " H.L. Mencken