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THE MALE SIDE OF THE STORY
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now
here are the rules from the male side. Please note:

# 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you
need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.

# 2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live
with it.

# 3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.

# 4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.

# 5. Crying is blackmail.

# 6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not
work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We'll
get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT!!!

# 7. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and
anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently
beforehand.

# 8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes
you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair,
out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

# 9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question. Please pick one.

#10 . Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.

# 11. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is
a problem. See a doctor.

# 12. Let us know about that funny noise in your car
engine as soon as you hear it.

# 13. Anything we said six months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become null and void after seven days.

# 14. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

# 15. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love
you.

# 16. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.

# 17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.

# 18. Christopher Columbus did not need directions,
and neither do we.

# 19. The relationship is never going to be like it
was the first two months we were going out. Get over
it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

# 20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,
not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what Mauve is.

# 21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do
that.

# 22. We are not mind readers and we never will be.
Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how
little we care about you.

# 23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

# 24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

# 25. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine. Really, you look fine!!!

# 26. It is neither in your best interest or ours to
take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which
quiz.

# 27. Football is as exciting for us as handbags are
for you.

# 28. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape

Thank you for reading this. Did you know we really
don't mind sleeping on the couch, it's like
camping...





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