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Old 20-10-2004, 02:41 PM
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The CFO called me in a panic from the basement. I cam running upstairs to
find her and all of the kids gaping out the window. The biggest dern Heron I
have ever seen was sitting on the swing set drooling over the pond. The CFO
was telling the kids to be quiet and keep still, so they wouldn't scare it
away. Nilla the siberian husky pond guardian, 1st brigade and I immediately
lept in to action. Clearly these civilians did not have the capacity to deal
with this threat. Nilla and I ran out of the house employing a series of
blasts from our sonic defense weapons.

In the end we were successful in scaring away the attacker, and in gaining
some useful intel. Apparenly our sonic weapons are effective only at close
range.

BV.


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Old 20-10-2004, 03:10 PM
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Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.

(sorry, every once in a while the urge
to indulge in bad poetry overtakes me)


kathy :-)
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800 gallon frog bog
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Old 20-10-2004, 03:49 PM
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"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.


Edgar Allen Pond ?
I'll get my coat.................


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Old 20-10-2004, 06:14 PM
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2pods wrote Edgar Allen Pond ?
I'll get my coat.................


snort! oh, the coffee! oh, the keyboard!


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Old 20-10-2004, 06:26 PM
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"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.

(sorry, every once in a while the urge
to indulge in bad poetry overtakes me)


I have arial (pun intended) views of my yard, and my pond is very hidden.
This flying rat must have good eye sight.

BV.




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Old 20-10-2004, 06:40 PM
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Ka30P wrote:

Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.

(sorry, every once in a while the urge
to indulge in bad poetry overtakes me)


I doubt that. I suspect the urge to bad poetry comes up far more often than
once in a while. Fortunately, you spare _us_ most of the time :-)

(oh, your poooor family...)
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flying dinosaur....

"Benign Vanilla" wrote:
This flying rat must have good eye sight.



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flying dinosaur....

"Benign Vanilla" wrote:
This flying rat must have good eye sight.



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On or about Wed, 20 Oct 2004 15:49:24 +0100, "2pods"
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"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.


Edgar Allen Pond ?
I'll get my coat.................

Watch for this post in alt.humor.best.of.usenet

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On or about Wed, 20 Oct 2004 15:49:24 +0100, "2pods"
was seen typing:


"Ka30P" wrote in message
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Once he sees a pond quite clearly,
comes a heron, snacking, snacking,
Quoth the heron, 'Gimme-more'.


Edgar Allen Pond ?
I'll get my coat.................

Watch for this post in alt.humor.best.of.usenet

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Old 24-10-2004, 12:52 PM
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BV,

Too bad on the heron.

Now the big question: Does the heron remember the vocal weapons or the
visual invitation? The answer is important to your fish! Let us know.

Jim

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"Benign Vanilla" wrote in message
...
The CFO called me in a panic from the basement. I cam running upstairs to
find her and all of the kids gaping out the window. The biggest dern Heron

I
have ever seen was sitting on the swing set drooling over the pond. The

CFO
was telling the kids to be quiet and keep still, so they wouldn't scare it
away. Nilla the siberian husky pond guardian, 1st brigade and I

immediately
lept in to action. Clearly these civilians did not have the capacity to

deal
with this threat. Nilla and I ran out of the house employing a series of
blasts from our sonic defense weapons.

In the end we were successful in scaring away the attacker, and in gaining
some useful intel. Apparenly our sonic weapons are effective only at close
range.

BV.




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"Jim and Phyllis Hurley" wrote in message
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BV,

Too bad on the heron.

Now the big question: Does the heron remember the vocal weapons or the
visual invitation? The answer is important to your fish! Let us know.

snip

He was back again yesterday. I went out with the video camera, and got
within 20 feet of him before he took off. Huge animal, absolutely huge. I
have not yet seen him on the ground or near the pond. he just sits on top of
the swing set and watches.

BV.


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"Jim and Phyllis Hurley" wrote in message
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BV,

Too bad on the heron.

Now the big question: Does the heron remember the vocal weapons or the
visual invitation? The answer is important to your fish! Let us know.

snip

He was back again yesterday. I went out with the video camera, and got
within 20 feet of him before he took off. Huge animal, absolutely huge. I
have not yet seen him on the ground or near the pond. he just sits on top of
the swing set and watches.

BV.


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