My sweetie pie Great Dane, Muffin, can't help but do me when I
bend over in the garden to prune my prized Kings Ransom bushes.
It seems my voice reminds him of a sexy poodle and he just can't
wait to fertilize my bush lol. Does anyone know where I could
get some soft cotton mittens for Muffin? His toe nails are
giving me some nasty scratches on my shoulders.

Thank you,
tinydancer smiles ))