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Old 19-08-2006, 10:18 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Default Lis - It's for you......

I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok
I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple
of hours from about 12.

You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents
eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and
an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned.

I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you
got clean knickers on....

Note for Residents fans:-

The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK
is the only place in the UK they are available.
I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I
telling anyone how I got them. Probably only
official one in the UK.

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Old 19-08-2006, 10:25 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok
I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple
of hours from about 12.

You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents
eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and
an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned.

I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you
got clean knickers on....

Note for Residents fans:-

The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK
is the only place in the UK they are available.
I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I
telling anyone how I got them. Probably only
official one in the UK.




Watch it liz.

Me thinks he wants a sniff

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Old 19-08-2006, 10:43 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Default Lis - It's for you......

Just Another Residents Fan wrote:

I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok
I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple
of hours from about 12.

You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents
eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and
an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned.

I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you
got clean knickers on....

Note for Residents fans:-

The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK
is the only place in the UK they are available.
I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I
telling anyone how I got them. Probably only
official one in the UK.


I'll be at work

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Old 19-08-2006, 10:59 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work


So I won't take the Viagra then?

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Old 19-08-2006, 11:21 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work


So I won't take the Viagra then?



Lis can i come and watch?



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Old 19-08-2006, 11:27 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work


So I won't take the Viagra then?



Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime

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Old 20-08-2006, 08:10 AM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work

So I won't take the Viagra then?



Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime




I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle,
his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even
more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate
go gentle with him because his lifts broke.

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Old 20-08-2006, 08:53 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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"Just Another Residents Fan" wrote in message
ups.com...

SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work

So I won't take the Viagra then?



Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime


I think our resident fan is biting off more than he can chew by trying to
take on Liz,she will draw you in and spit you out in bubbles.



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Old 20-08-2006, 10:25 PM posted to uk.local.southwest,uk.local.bristol,rec.drugs.cannabis,uk.rec.gardening,alt.music.the-residents
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SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:


Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work

So I won't take the Viagra then?


Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime




I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle,
his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even
more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate
go gentle with him because his lifts broke.

Ijust looked at the wather forecast and it looks like the only thing
going up is his umbrella
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Jay Ess wrote:


"Just Another Residents Fan" wrote in message
ups.com...

SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work

So I won't take the Viagra then?


Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime


I think our resident fan is biting off more than he can chew by trying to
take on Liz,she will draw you in and spit you out in bubbles.


I'm sure he'd much rather I swallowed


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SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
Lis Keard wrote:

I'll be at work

So I won't take the Viagra then?


Lis can i come and watch?


What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach??

NP - Rez - River Of Crime




I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle,
his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even
more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate
go gentle with him because his lifts broke.


Please be kind to the lonely Residents fan. And remember, he did offer
gifts of ice cream and boo.

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