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Lis - It's for you......
I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok
I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple of hours from about 12. You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned. I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you got clean knickers on.... Note for Residents fans:- The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK is the only place in the UK they are available. I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I telling anyone how I got them. Probably only official one in the UK. |
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Lis - It's for you......
Just Another Residents Fan wrote: I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple of hours from about 12. You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned. I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you got clean knickers on.... Note for Residents fans:- The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK is the only place in the UK they are available. I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I telling anyone how I got them. Probably only official one in the UK. Watch it liz. Me thinks he wants a sniff |
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Lis - It's for you......
Just Another Residents Fan wrote:
I'll be in Weston on Monday and if weather is ok I'll be wandering on beach having a smoke for a couple of hours from about 12. You can't miss me, I got a brand new Residents eyeball teeshirt on and an Aussie army hat and an Ipod and I'll probably look stoned. I give yer an ice cream if yer want so long as you got clean knickers on.... Note for Residents fans:- The teeshirt came from mute.com and AFAIK is the only place in the UK they are available. I also got River Of Crime CD's and ****ed if I telling anyone how I got them. Probably only official one in the UK. I'll be at work |
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Lis - It's for you......
Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? |
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Lis - It's for you......
Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? |
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Lis - It's for you......
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime |
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Lis - It's for you......
Just Another Residents Fan wrote: SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle, his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate go gentle with him because his lifts broke. |
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Lis - It's for you......
"Just Another Residents Fan" wrote in message ups.com... SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime I think our resident fan is biting off more than he can chew by trying to take on Liz,she will draw you in and spit you out in bubbles. |
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Lis - It's for you......
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote:
Just Another Residents Fan wrote: SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle, his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate go gentle with him because his lifts broke. Ijust looked at the wather forecast and it looks like the only thing going up is his umbrella |
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Lis - It's for you......
Jay Ess wrote:
"Just Another Residents Fan" wrote in message ups.com... SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime I think our resident fan is biting off more than he can chew by trying to take on Liz,she will draw you in and spit you out in bubbles. I'm sure he'd much rather I swallowed |
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Lis - It's for you......
SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: SHINEY DIAMOND wrote: Just Another Residents Fan wrote: Lis Keard wrote: I'll be at work So I won't take the Viagra then? Lis can i come and watch? What what? Lis at work or me stoned on WSM beach?? NP - Rez - River Of Crime I have got to come along to carry his astma pump, his oxygen bottle, his zimmer frame, his viagra, he always forget his blue badge, but even more important Lis i feel i should warn you that if things get intimate go gentle with him because his lifts broke. Please be kind to the lonely Residents fan. And remember, he did offer gifts of ice cream and boo. |
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