Uncle Marvo wrote:
I thought the French description of the vachement flat 'at was that of what
we funny English call a 'cow pat'.

I didn't know that. See, learning everyday.

Anyhow, il y a ces deux vaches. La premiere dit a la deuxieme, "qu'est-ce
que c'est que vous pensez de la vache folle?" Et la deuxieme reponds "il ne
m'inquiet pas; je suis un canard.".

LOL! Cute. Once I gave a pun to Sacha, and she thought I was rude,
again. Well, it was in French .... I had written, after a long mad
thread with lots of dispute, 'Les jardiniers ont la chair a fleur de
pot'. The secret is in the last word.

I think that's how you spell "canard".

Oh yes - don't you worry and I'm not even going there.

Heard this one the other day: what do you call a french man wearing
sandals?




















Phillipe Flop.