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On Jul 6, 1:51 pm, Sacha wrote:
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On Jul 5, 9:49 pm, Martin wrote:
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Have you thought what you are going to put in the removal van for the
return
trip?


Do you know, I never thought of that!!! What do you suggest?


I thought of it because I watched a TV program about a family who moved to
Spain
to grow ornamental palm trees. The truck he used to deliver a polytent from
UK
was filled with ornamental palms which he sold to garden centres. If I
understood the program properly he made more from this truck load in the
first
year than he did from his efforts to grow palms. I wondered why he didn't
palm
tree import full time and forget about growing them. I did wonder why he
didn't
buy a polytent locally but ...


Ideas on what to put in Judy's van to ...
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Martin


What about if I fill it with wine and you can sell it, no, that's no
good Customs and Excise!!


I can't sell it, I am still in The Netherlands.


Maybe Sacha can think of some plants that are worth there weight in gold in
UK?


Truffles? ;-)



I couldn't find enough truffles to fill my handbag, mind you I could
fill it with various types of mushrooms.

Judith

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On Jul 6, 4:09 pm, Sacha wrote:
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On Jul 6, 1:51 pm, Sacha wrote:
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Maybe Sacha can think of some plants that are worth there weight in gold in
UK?


Truffles? ;-)


I couldn't find enough truffles to fill my handbag, mind you I could
fill it with various types of mushrooms.


Judith


Risotto's at your place!

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From 1st October onwards yes, everyone here is invited, to help me

redesign the garden. We have 7 bedrooms now ready but only 2
bathrooms so all you experts can share and if you all do the garden
planning, I will do the cooking.

Judith

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The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van.
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Martin


My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could
hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So now
I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety line...
can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy.

David.




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The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van.
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Martin


My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could
hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So
now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety
line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy.


I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Mary

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"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
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The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van.
--

Martin


My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I
could hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone
there!" So now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a
safety line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another
galaxy.


I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Mary


Since moving to France I've got my own unisex handbag, don't tell anyone or
they'll think I'm gay! It's very handy and doesn't have the same stigma as
in the UK - I once went out with it there and a van load of builders started
wolf whistling me and making suggestive remarks. The Mrs used to complain
that her bag weighed a ton carrying my stuff around too, and seeing a number
of French men with them got one myself. Pockets are too small - its great
for carrying wallet, mobile, camera, passport, little computer, vehicle /
insurance docs, cheque book etc. (Not enough room for any lippy though ;-)

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"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
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The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal
van.
--

Martin


My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I
could hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone
there!" So now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing
a safety line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into
another galaxy.


I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Mary


Since moving to France I've got my own unisex handbag, don't tell anyone
or they'll think I'm gay! It's very handy and doesn't have the same stigma
as in the UK - I once went out with it there and a van load of builders
started wolf whistling me and making suggestive remarks.


Spouse used to carry one to work (school), we gave it to him for Christmas.
It was a rather fetching multicoloured south american embroidered one.
Nobody ever wolf whistled at him ... but he has rather a large beard.

The Mrs used to complain that her bag weighed a ton carrying my stuff
around too,


Oh is THAT why women have bags?

and seeing a number of French men with them got one myself. Pockets are
too small - its great for carrying wallet, mobile, camera, passport,
little computer, vehicle / insurance docs, cheque book etc. (Not enough
room for any lippy though ;-)


Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my
large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping
shudder my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash).
surely you don't need a passport all the time? I've no idea where mine is.

Oh, and my hanky lives in the same pocket as the phone. If I ever put
anything in the wrong pocket I'd panic!

Mary


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On Jul 6, 8:08 pm, "Mary Fisher" wrote:

Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my
large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping
shudder


Stop it Mary, I've had a glass or two of wine and the above has me
laugh.

my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash).

I knew it, your Highness.

Judith


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On Jul 6, 8:08 pm, "Mary Fisher" wrote:

Do you really need all those things all the time? I manage well with my
large bunch of keys, my gardening knife and my mobile. If I'm shopping
shudder


Stop it Mary, I've had a glass or two of wine and the above has me
laugh.


I wrote it after my usual half bottle but it didn't seem funny to me ...

my credit card goes into my back pocket ( I don't carry cash).

I knew it, your Highness.


No, I rarely spend anything and I can't remember a pin because of a medical
condition so have to have a chip-n-sig card, it can cause problems in shops.
But coinage is heavy and wears my pockets, I tend to lose notes ... I'm a
bit of a mess :-)

Mary

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I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Have you tried to buy a skirt with pockets? Or a dress?
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On Jul 6, 9:39 pm, K wrote:
Mary Fisher writes

I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.


What are pockets made for?


Have you tried to buy a skirt with pockets? Or a dress?
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Laura Ashley do a nice cotton one with pockets Kay but I take your
point, pockets on skirts and frocks no longer exist and I don't have
the bottom for trousers, i.e. it is non-existent, unfortunately.

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On Jul 6, 9:39 pm, K wrote:
Mary Fisher writes

I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.


What are pockets made for?


Have you tried to buy a skirt with pockets? Or a dress?
--


Laura Ashley do a nice cotton one with pockets Kay but I take your
point, pockets on skirts and frocks no longer exist and I don't have
the bottom for trousers, i.e. it is non-existent, unfortunately.

It's difficult enough even with trousers. Women's trousers, at least
smart ones that you'd wear for work, tend not to have pockets.

Like Mary, I don't carry a handbag, and by the time I've found clothes
with pockets, then found a colour that doesn't make me look washed out
and frumpish, then something which approximates to my waist and hip
measurements, you can completely forget about fashion and whether the
hemline is at the right level.

I think when I get really old and start losing my hair and growing a
moustache, I will simply pretend to be a man. Life is so much easier for
them!
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Mary Fisher writes

I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Have you tried to buy a skirt with pockets? Or a dress?
--


Laura Ashley do a nice cotton one with pockets Kay but I take your
point, pockets on skirts and frocks no longer exist and I don't have
the bottom for trousers, i.e. it is non-existent, unfortunately.

It's difficult enough even with trousers. Women's trousers, at least smart
ones that you'd wear for work, tend not to have pockets.


I didn't know that. But you know that I'm not smart :-)

Like Mary, I don't carry a handbag, and by the time I've found clothes
with pockets, then found a colour that doesn't make me look washed out and
frumpish, then something which approximates to my waist and hip
measurements, you can completely forget about fashion and whether the
hemline is at the right level.


I forgot about all that fifty years ago when I started riding a bike,
seriously.

I think when I get really old and start losing my hair and growing a
moustache, I will simply pretend to be a man. Life is so much easier for
them!


I don't know, they have to contend with us :-)

Mary
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Mary Fisher writes


I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.

What are pockets made for?

Have you tried to buy a skirt with pockets? Or a dress?


Oh I do have a dress. It's known as The Frock and gets wheeled out for
weddings, funerals and posh dinners. So not often :-)

I'm not comfortable in a dress or skirt, except the historical clothing I
have. None of that has pockets. The C15th has a belt with various things
hanging from it - very useful!

Mary




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