A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They promptly
grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way through the
slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes seriously
damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep the
ivy from forcing its way through.

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like cuprinol
seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive anyway, I
dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it necessary anyway
since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really not
cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use creosote for
health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could have really
diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?

"johngood" wrote in message
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A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They
promptly grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way
through the slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes
seriously damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep the
ivy from forcing its way through.

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like cuprinol
seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive anyway, I
dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it necessary
anyway since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really
not cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use
creosote for health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could
have really diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?


There is a clear preservative which looks just like water. An advert on TV
shows it being applied to bricks but when we had some building work done,
the builders applied it to the timer. I 'think' I have the tin in the garage
still, if so I will have a look and post the name here. Then all you need to
buy is a paint kettle, put some water in it and off you go. "Very expensive
stuff so I only put in the kettle what I need"

;-) ;-) know what I mean Guv?

On the other hand, hard wood or not, you might like to apply the real
stuff!!

Mike



--
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
Reunion Bournemouth August/September 2007
www.rneba.org.uk

"'Mike'" wrote in message
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"johngood" wrote in message
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A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They
promptly grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way
through the slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence
becomes seriously damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep
the ivy from forcing its way through.

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like
cuprinol seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive
anyway, I dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it
necessary anyway since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really
not cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use
creosote for health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could
have really diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?


There is a clear preservative which looks just like water. An advert on TV
shows it being applied to bricks but when we had some building work done,
the builders applied it to the timer. I 'think' I have the tin in the
garage still, if so I will have a look and post the name here. Then all
you need to buy is a paint kettle, put some water in it and off you go.
"Very expensive stuff so I only put in the kettle what I need"

;-) ;-) know what I mean Guv?

On the other hand, hard wood or not, you might like to apply the real
stuff!!

Mike


Had a look, (nipped to the garage and heard the Thunder in the clouds out in
the channel, not got here yet) and the stuff is called 'Protim'

Hope that helps

Mike


--
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
Reunion Bournemouth August/September 2007
www.rneba.org.uk

On 9/7/07 06:19, in article ,
"johngood" wrote:

A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They promptly
grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way through the
slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes seriously
damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep the
ivy from forcing its way through.

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like cuprinol
seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive anyway, I
dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it necessary anyway
since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really not
cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use creosote for
health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could have really
diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?



You could try slapping Jeyes fluid on it, telling them that it's to rid the
fence of slugs and snails harbouring there. Of course, whatever you use -
if it's real, will need to be kept off your own plants.
--
Sacha
http://www.hillhousenursery.co.uk
(remove weeds from address)
'We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our
children.'

"johngood" wrote in message
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A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They
promptly grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way
through the slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes
seriously damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep the
ivy from forcing its way through.

Don't think that would work very well John. Ivy is VERY storn willed and
will get through anyway!

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like cuprinol
seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive anyway, I
dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it necessary
anyway since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really
not cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use
creosote for health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could
have really diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

If it's not a question of actually preserving the wood I'd make us some
strong tea and use that. It might look dark enough to fool them!

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?

Jenny

"'Mike'" wrote in message
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http://www.protim.ie/treatment.htm


Mike


--
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
Reunion Bournemouth August/September 2007
www.rneba.org.uk

"johngood" wrote
A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They
promptly grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way
through the slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes
seriously damaged.

I have mentioned several times they could hang the ivy on to some wire
netting and then hang the netting on the fence thus being able to keep the
ivy from forcing its way through.

They have chosen to ignore the requests, so rather than bang on about it
damaging the fence, I have told them the Ivy needs to come off so I can
paint the fence with preservative. Seeing how these things like cuprinol
seem to peel after after a couple of years and is very expensive anyway, I
dont really want to do it, and also don't really believe it necessary
anyway since the fence panes are a hardwood of some kind.

So I'm wondering what I can pretend to be painting on, that will really
not cost a lot. Someone told me that we are no longer able to use
creosote for health reasons, but that would have been ideal since i could
have really diluted it down and done a good *pretend* job with it.

Any suggestions please with this real life drama-comedy?
Having just removed 30ft+ of that large leaf variegated type because it had
become home/cover to a colony of rats I know only too well the damage it can
do to a wooden fence over time. Luckily there was a wall behind the fence or
it would have collapsed years ago. It's also a pain keeping it in check.

I'm sure I've seen Creosote for sale in builders merchants or fencing
specialists recently...

http://www.avsfencing.co.uk/productv...ID=346&USERID=

unfortunately rather a large quantity.

There is also a creosote substitute available, £7.90 for 4ltrs.

--
Regards
Bob Hobden
17mls W. of London.UK

"johngood" wrote in message
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A couple of years ago we went to the expense of putting up a new wooden
fence, in part to please our neighbours since they wanted it. They
promptly grew Ivy up it on their side, which is beginning to poke its way
through the slates and so is only a matter of time before the fence becomes
seriously damaged.

Spray it with SBK!