Here's just a VERY small selection of posts made by, or which refer to,
her husband, Alan.

I wonder what she'd have to say if she saw them?


From: (Js aviary)
Subject: **** on Alan J Holmes/Notice to Regulars
Date: 1997/10/04
Message-ID: # 1/1
X-Deja-AN: 278357614
References:
X-Admin:
Organization: AOL, http://www.aol.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


In article , Gary Jackson
writes:


The message
from Joy Hilbert contains these words:

This would clean up the newsgroup, and I would be obliged if those who
agree with this would follow on from this with a personal pledge to ****
on the Holmes Troll.

I'm quite happy to go along with this. My only reservation is that
****ing on him might be another of his fantasies.

Gary


Oh no, we hadn't taken that into account!!!! :-)

I was already adopting that policy, so fine with me Joy, 'specially as I
found another 2 mails from him waiting when I got back this morning!!!




From: Joy Hilbert
Subject: **** on Alan J Holmes/Notice to Regulars
Date: 1997/10/05
Message-ID: #1/1
X-Deja-AN: 278073530
Distribution: world
X-NNTP-Posting-Host: hilbert.demon.co.uk [194.222.35.149]
Sender: Anthony & Joy Hilbert
References:
Organization: runesmith
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


Js aviary writes
I was already adopting that policy, so fine with me Joy, 'specially as I
found another 2 mails from him waiting when I got back this morning!!!

Had you already made it clear to him that email from him was not welcome
(you could have said it to him in private email or in the newsgroup).
If so, please send the text & headers of these two message to his ISP,
with a complaint.
--
Joy Hilbert




From: (Js aviary)
Subject: **** on Alan J Holmes/Notice to Regulars
Date: 1997/10/15
Message-ID: # 1/1
X-Deja-AN: 280755224
References:
X-Admin:
Organization: AOL, http://www.aol.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


In article , (Alan
J Holmes) writes:


In article ,
Joy Hilbert wrote:
Js aviary writes
I was already adopting that policy, so fine with me Joy, 'specially as I
found another 2 mails from him waiting when I got back this morning!!!

Had you already made it clear to him that email from him was not welcome
(you could have said it to him in private email or in the newsgroup).
If so, please send the text & headers of these two message to his ISP,
with a complaint.

I wish she would, it would perhaps put the whole silly business
in perspective.

Alan


Contrary to my prior personal commitment never to reply to that infernal
man again, I will rise to the bait, and this time I'll save the damn thing!!

Alan
Please do not contact me via direct e-mail ever again. Any contravention
of this direct request will be dealt with via your ISP.
Jane - Js Aviary




From: "Holmes"
Subject: Who wants sex
Date: 1999/04/27
Message-ID: #1/1
X-Deja-AN: 471566620
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Organization: Customer of Planet Online
Reply-To: "Holmes"
NNTP-Posting-Date: 27 Apr 1999 18:34:43 GMT
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


Attrac1430 wrote in message
. ..
We are not interested in free personals.

But I am!

Everyone advertising for a laugh.
If you want to find partners for uncomplicated
sex
Try http://www.Attraction.co.uk
Pay a small fee to receive your local listing of
teens and housewives who can't get enough.

Then they are probably reading this newsgroup and
will be offering themselves for free!

It's simple. If you are serious about more sex
you will be prepared to pay for it !

Not bloody likely!

So if there are any ladies reading this group
who are looking for uncomplicated sex, or even
complicated sex, email me.

Alan




From: (Alan J Holmes)
Subject: Leggy blue eyed blonde Sindy seeks her Ken...
Date: 1997/01/14
Message-ID: #1/1
X-Deja-AN: 209746633
references:
organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK
newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals,midlands.adverts,alt.personal s.misc


In article ,
Lovenet wrote:
LoveNet's personal messages are updated today (10 January 1997).
Some samples below, full details at: http://www.lovenet.co.uk/

Ice-cream loving female 25, seeks an imaginative male for creative fun
times. Tel: 0891 448 707 Quote Number 4357

Widowed granny Would like to meet nice granddad 60-70ish to start
living life again. Genuine replies only please. Tel: 0891 448 707
Quote Number 4365

Late 40's leggy lady, urgently requires a fun male to brighten up her
days. Can you help? Tel: 0891 448 707 Quote Number 4471

Experienced 40's woman seeks a male to spend this Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday etc cuddling. Tel: 0891 448 707 Quote Number 4351

Any of these would do me, and they wouldn't have to spend
a fortune in phone bills to meet me either!

So if any of these advertisers contact me, I would try to
convince them the effort would not be in vain.

Alan




From: (Alan J Holmes)
Subject: Leggy blue eyed blonde Sindy seeks her Ken...
Date: 1997/01/21
Message-ID: #1/1
X-Deja-AN: 211446873
references:
organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK
newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals,midlands.adverts,alt.personal s.misc


In article ,
John J Smith wrote:

After a while on usenet, some men begin to believe there aren't any
single women out there. Bit like looking for a single woman at a
football match.

I'm not neccessarily looking for a 'single' woman, single
or married it makes no difference to me, I'm looking for
a lover.

Alan




From: (Js aviary)
Subject: Why chocolate is better than sex!
Date: 1997/09/12
Message-ID: # 1/1
X-Deja-AN: 272016158
References:
X-Admin:
Organization: AOL, http://www.aol.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


In article , (Alan
J Holmes) writes:


In article ,
Js aviary wrote:
In article ,
writes:

Technique is the only thing that's important in real life. I've met some
damn talented men who are tiny and some arrogant *******s who are
dreadful,
but huge!!! Give me small, but talented, any day!!!!

how about larger, but talented..hmmm

Ideal!!! :-)))

So, when do we meet?(:-)

Alan



**** OFF, DICK SPLASH!!!!!

Jane, who promises never, ever, ever, to reply to anything Alan posts or
mails again, maybe if everyone ignores him, he'll GO AWAY!!!




From: (Alan J Holmes)
Subject: Invitation for Alan J Holmes
Date: 1997/05/22
Message-ID: #1/1
X-Deja-AN: 243088103
References:
Organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK
Newsgroups: uk.adverts.personals


In article ,
Chris wrote:
Alan,

We will be holding what we are going to describe UAP-CON1 in the near
future, we were wondering if you would like to come the Bag 'O Nail in
Victoria?

I would have loved to have done, but as I don't get to read the group that
often, I missed it.

Of course I'm always available to any female in the group, and
any outside the group, come to think about it!(:-)

Alan