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To pee or not to pee?
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wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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wrote in message ... In article , wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. So that is where I've been going wrong!(:-) Alan Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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On Nov 14, 1:51*pm, Martin wrote:
On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:32:18 +0000 (GMT), wrote: In article , wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. I hope you allow for the wind too. -- Martin With allowances for fictional licence, I once saw an American detective programme in which one of the younger (late teens - early twenties) characters was a registered sex-offender on account of having peed into a public fountain. It was not that the fountain was public that resulted in his registration, but that there had been some (female) children in the vicinity at the time. I don't know if, for the sake of the realism, the kids had to be female, otherwise, public urinals within the 'Gents' would be problematic, or if, had the kids being male would have brought about the same charges resulting from ****ing an non-designated, official ****ing point. So, peeing in ones own compost bin, within one's own property within sight of a minor....? |
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"aquachimp" wrote in message
... On Nov 14, 1:51 pm, Martin wrote: On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:32:18 +0000 (GMT), wrote: In article , wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. I hope you allow for the wind too. -- Martin With allowances for fictional licence, I once saw an American detective programme in which one of the younger (late teens - early twenties) characters was a registered sex-offender on account of having peed into a public fountain. It was not that the fountain was public that resulted in his registration, but that there had been some (female) children in the vicinity at the time. I don't know if, for the sake of the realism, the kids had to be female, otherwise, public urinals within the 'Gents' would be problematic, or if, had the kids being male would have brought about the same charges resulting from ****ing an non-designated, official ****ing point. So, peeing in ones own compost bin, within one's own property within sight of a minor....? With the increase of females and children present on our field, warning notices were put up this spring about checking the vicinity before peeing on your heap. Being female, Ann and I have a bucket in the shed. The field committee have persuaded the local council to cough up the money for a composting loo for the field. -- Kathy |
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Ophelia wrote: "Martin" wrote in message ... On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:32:18 +0000 (GMT), wrote: In article , wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. I hope you allow for the wind too. Oh dear! So, Martin.. when you pee you fart at the same time? 'scuse me langwidge' No, no dear..............he means watch out for 'spindrift' -- https://www.shop.helpforheroes.org.uk/ Pete C London UK |
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"Ophelia" wrote in message ... "Martin" wrote in message ... On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:32:18 +0000 (GMT), wrote: In article , wrote: I thought I was the only older gent here until I seen Sacha's post. What young folk don't seem to think about is when you get older the Doctors put you on all sorts of prescription medicines so how can your drug tainted sterilized urine on the compost pile be safe to use?. You can't but, if it isn't, the drugs will probably kill you in short order anyway. I've heard of urine being used for compost piles many years ago but that it was only being used by 3rd world people who were to poor to buy a box of Miracle grow. Well, you haven't been following this group long, or read its FAQs. All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. I hope you allow for the wind too. Oh dear! So, Martin.. when you pee you fart at the same time? Sometimes, doesn't everyone? Alan 'scuse me langwidge' |
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To pee or not to pee?
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message from contains these words: All of us old-fashioned gentlemen **** on the compost heap, unless there are ladies present. Oldfashioned ladies discreetly avert their eyes. The rest of us don't bother; and what's more, we **** on the compost heap too. But I have been under the impression that womens pee is not good for compost, but mens pee is ideal. Alan Janet |
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