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Skipweasel[_3_] 05-10-2010 03:36 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...
? Pulling mussels from a shell ?

Oooh. Slap and Tickle anyone?


Oh, go on, give us a squeeze.

I'm tempted


Would you settle for a cup of coffee before you get up?

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Ron[_9_] 05-10-2010 03:38 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 05/10/2010 15:36, Skipweasel wrote:
In ,
says...
? Pulling mussels from a shell ?

Oooh. Slap and Tickle anyone?

Oh, go on, give us a squeeze.

I'm tempted


Would you settle for a cup of coffee before you get up?

That would be cool (for cats)

Rusty Hinge[_2_] 05-10-2010 08:15 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Catman wrote:
Rusty Hinge wrote:
Peter wrote:
Rusty Hinge wrote in
:
OK, wassis then?

http://www.girolle.co.uk/wotsits.html

It's brass, so getting pickled eggs, On!ons, etc out of the jar is a
non-starter too.

taking boiled eggs out of egg-boiling water?


Why the dead-sharp points on the wirythings?


Way too many of them as well. Overkill.


Howsomedever, I did consider that it might lift poached eggies out of a
sorsepan - when done the porper way in water, salt'n'vinegar stirred
furiously to molish a vortex into which th splonch the egg.

--
Rusty

Catman 05-10-2010 09:27 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Rusty Hinge wrote:
Catman wrote:
Rusty Hinge wrote:
Peter wrote:
Rusty Hinge wrote in
:
OK, wassis then?

http://www.girolle.co.uk/wotsits.html

It's brass, so getting pickled eggs, On!ons, etc out of the jar is
a non-starter too.

taking boiled eggs out of egg-boiling water?

Why the dead-sharp points on the wirythings?


Way too many of them as well. Overkill.


Howsomedever, I did consider that it might lift poached eggies out of a
sorsepan - when done the porper way in water, salt'n'vinegar stirred
furiously to molish a vortex into which th splonch the egg.


Too sharp IMHO. The egg never stood a chance, soor.

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Dave Budd 05-10-2010 10:39 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...

Bloggi has asked about, and the wotsit is a gadget for loading a
sock-molishing chamine with woolly loops.


I've got a sock-molishing chamine in my house, and all you do to load
it is give it a ball of yarn, 4 short needles or one long flexible one,
and a big bag of crisps.

Richard Robinson 05-10-2010 10:43 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Dave Budd said:
In article ,
says...

Bloggi has asked about, and the wotsit is a gadget for loading a
sock-molishing chamine with woolly loops.


I've got a sock-molishing chamine in my house, and all you do to load
it is give it a ball of yarn, 4 short needles or one long flexible one,
and a big bag of crisps.


wide-eyed and innocent And, does it look like the picture ?

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Geoff Berrow 05-10-2010 10:45 PM

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On Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:12:48 +0100, Rusty Hinge
wrote:

I'll have a look at the blog, ta.


Bloggi has asked about, and the wotsit is a gadget for loading a
sock-molishing chamine with woolly loops.



Do I get a prize for being closest?

--
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[formerly known as Geoff(Blade-Runner)]

Dave Budd 05-10-2010 11:46 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...

Dave Budd said:
In article ,
says...

Bloggi has asked about, and the wotsit is a gadget for loading a
sock-molishing chamine with woolly loops.


I've got a sock-molishing chamine in my house, and all you do to load
it is give it a ball of yarn, 4 short needles or one long flexible one,
and a big bag of crisps.


wide-eyed and innocent And, does it look like the picture ?


No....

Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 07:44 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?

--
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Catman 06-10-2010 08:38 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.

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Nikitta 06-10-2010 08:57 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 06-10-2010 09:38, Catman wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.

Quack!

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quite drastically. Perhaps I should try to read it again with these new
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Ron[_9_] 06-10-2010 10:12 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 06/10/2010 08:57, Nikitta wrote:
On 06-10-2010 09:38, Catman wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.

Quack!

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Ahem A Rivet's Shot 06-10-2010 10:32 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:38:29 +0100
Catman wrote:

Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.


Goose!

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Geoff Berrow 06-10-2010 10:39 AM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:12:31 +0100, Ron
wrote:

On 06/10/2010 08:57, Nikitta wrote:
On 06-10-2010 09:38, Catman wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.

Quack!

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


It's a very convincing decoy.
--
Geoff Berrow
[formerly known as Geoff(Blade-Runner)]

Catman 06-10-2010 12:36 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Geoff Berrow wrote:
On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:12:31 +0100, Ron
wrote:

On 06/10/2010 08:57, Nikitta wrote:
On 06-10-2010 09:38, Catman wrote:
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.

Then instinctively what, duck?

Duck, duck.

Quack!

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


It's a very convincing decoy.


What duck?

--
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