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bobharvey 06-10-2010 12:47 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 6 Oct, 08:38, Catman wrote:
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively *what, duck?


Duck, duck.


Blimey! there's more of them. where's me gun?

bobharvey 06-10-2010 12:50 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 6 Oct, 10:12, Ron wrote:
On 06/10/2010 08:57, Nikitta wrote: On 06-10-2010 09:38, Catman wrote:
* If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


.... it shouldn't really be the president of france...

Ron[_9_] 06-10-2010 12:50 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 06/10/2010 12:47, bobharvey wrote:
On 6 Oct, 08:38, wrote:
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.


Blimey! there's more of them. where's me gun?


but it's wabbit season!

Nikitta 06-10-2010 01:12 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 06-10-2010 11:32, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote:
On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:38:29 +0100
wrote:

Skipweasel wrote:
In .co.uk,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.


Then instinctively what, duck?


Duck, duck.


Goose!

Chase!

--
Kind Regards,
Nikitta
"If Elves are plural of Elvis the plot of eg. Lord of the Rings changes
quite drastically. Perhaps I should try to read it again with these new
glasses... " Rasmus Bøg Hansen, AFDA

Catman 06-10-2010 01:12 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Ron wrote:
On 06/10/2010 12:47, bobharvey wrote:
On 6 Oct, 08:38, wrote:
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.

Then instinctively what, duck?

Duck, duck.


Blimey! there's more of them. where's me gun?


but it's wabbit season!


Duck season!

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Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 01:15 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...
but it's wabbit season!


Weasely wabbits, at that.

--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 01:16 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article , catman@rustcuore-
sportivo.co.uk says...
What duck?


What's up, duck?

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Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 01:18 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.
Then instinctively what, duck?
Duck, duck.

Goose!

Chase!

Manhattan



--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Nikitta 06-10-2010 01:39 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On 06-10-2010 14:16, Skipweasel wrote:
In , catman@rustcuore-
sportivo.co.uk says...
What duck?


What's up, duck?

New pussycat.

--
Kind Regards,
Nikitta
"If Elves are plural of Elvis the plot of eg. Lord of the Rings changes
quite drastically. Perhaps I should try to read it again with these new
glasses... " Rasmus Bøg Hansen, AFDA

Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 02:10 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article , catman@rustcuore-
sportivo.co.uk says...
Duck season!


A little celery salt and an on!ion would suffice. Perhaps some tarragon.

--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Skipweasel[_3_] 06-10-2010 02:12 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
In article ,
says...
What duck?


What's up, duck?

New pussycat.

....in the window.

--
Skipweasel - never knowingly understood.

Catman 06-10-2010 02:18 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Skipweasel wrote:
In article ,
says...
That made me laugh like a drain, then instinctively duck.
Then instinctively what, duck?
Duck, duck.
Goose!

Chase!

Manhattan



Here I am /obscure

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Frank Erskine 06-10-2010 02:19 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
On Wed, 6 Oct 2010 14:12:35 +0100, Skipweasel wrote:

In article ,
says...
What duck?


What's up, duck?

New pussycat.

...in the window.


How much?

--
Frank Erskine

Catman 06-10-2010 02:22 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Skipweasel wrote:
In article , catman@rustcuore-
sportivo.co.uk says...
Duck season!


A little celery salt and an on!ion would suffice. Perhaps some tarragon.


Hmm. Personally I find plenty of salt helps the skin crisp. Where do you
stand on goose?

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Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

Rusty Hinge[_2_] 06-10-2010 03:57 PM

OT opening Kilner jars
 
Dave Budd wrote:
In article ,
says...
Bloggi has asked about, and the wotsit is a gadget for loading a
sock-molishing chamine with woolly loops.


I've got a sock-molishing chamine in my house, and all you do to load
it is give it a ball of yarn, 4 short needles or one long flexible one,
and a big bag of crisps.


"OY! Where's my bag of crisps"

--
Rusty


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