At this time of year we can all get a bit stressed, what with Christmas
shopping etc. So I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some
doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things
I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the
res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I
feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr ****s.
An telum,u blody luvum.!!


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Steve


Never shake the ketchup bottle. None'll come, and then a lot'll