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Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I
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"Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! -- .................................... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. .................................... |
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"'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill |
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"Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) Kindest regards Mike -- .................................... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. .................................... |
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"'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) Kindest regards Mike I have two options:- 1 to Killfile you 2 Give you a chance to get a grip and not be such a nuisance and a bore. The ball is in your court. Bill |
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"Chris Hogg" wrote in message ... On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 11:12:49 +0100, "Bill Grey" wrote: And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Bill, by responding to his post you are feeding the troll, as well as re-issuing his post that many would otherwise not see because they have him kill-filed. Please, please don't respond to him; he takes no notice. If you must respond, please, please make sure you don't reproduce the irrelevant rubbish that he churns out. I agree that he enjoys beng a prat, but as for the snippin, this NG does not normally practise what you preach. Bill |
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"Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) Kindest regards Mike I have two options:- 1 to Killfile you 2 Give you a chance to get a grip and not be such a nuisance and a bore. The ball is in your court. Bill "If you can't stand the heat of the kitchen ..................." or words of that effect. Kindly post where you have been raised to the sublime height of urg 'supremo'. Kindest regards Mike -- .................................... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. .................................... |
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"'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) Kindest regards Mike I have two options:- 1 to Killfile you 2 Give you a chance to get a grip and not be such a nuisance and a bore. The ball is in your court. Bill "If you can't stand the heat of the kitchen ..................." or words of that effect. Kindly post where you have been raised to the sublime height of urg 'supremo'. Kindest regards Mike If I am, then you're at the other end. To late, you had your chance - bye-bye Bill |
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"Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Bill Grey" wrote in message ... "'Mike'" wrote in message ... "Dave Hill" wrote in message ... Well I can read the postings again as they are sent, but 5 posts I have made this morning have got lost in the wide blue yonder, or somewhere. David and the wide blue yonder will have a lot in it if we go back to the beginning ;-) In the beginning .... In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). And that's how it all began ! And you have demonstrated yet again that you are completely out of touch with reality. Please be considerate and stop annoying everyone with these ridiculous postings which have no bearing on the subject matter of this newsgroup. Bill Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) Kindest regards Mike I have two options:- 1 to Killfile you 2 Give you a chance to get a grip and not be such a nuisance and a bore. The ball is in your court. Bill "If you can't stand the heat of the kitchen ..................." or words of that effect. Kindly post where you have been raised to the sublime height of urg 'supremo'. Kindest regards Mike If I am, then you're at the other end. To late, you had your chance - bye-bye Bill As I said before ..... Just think Bill, if you were to start a gardening forum of your own, one where contributors had to register, instead of just trying to stamp your unapproved authority on this one along with the others, you could turn away those who rattle your cage for any reason at all. Give it a thought :-)) You didn't did you? What is it, trying to stamp your authority here? :-((( :-(( Kindest POSSIBLE regards Mike NEXT CONTRIBUTOR PLEASE -- .................................... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. .................................... |
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