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My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me
and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. |
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On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:11:09 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote: My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. The tribulations of the new allotmenteer (well, your plot is new!) Training principles: 1) If whatever it is is growing in a straight line, it's not a weed (weeds simply refuse to grow in lines) 2) If your pet tortoise likes it, it'll be a weed (tortoises make a B-line for dandelions) 3) If what comes out of the ground is straight things without funny shaped leaves then it's probably grass or onions. 4) If all else fails, Tina knows best. Bow down to superior intellect. 5) If you don't bow down to superior intellect, you may find a sudden connection between your ear and a spade. Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from the asylum formerly known as the dry end of Swansea Bay. |
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Christina Websell wrote:
My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. Recoverable, though. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. I once pulled up all of the fresias I'd planted the week before. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. I am very haphazard with my planting, but for things like this you may find it's useful to run a planting line with twine, string or thread of some kind and /leave/ it there so that it's a good hint that if things along that line that all look the same may not be weeds. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. Heh. Benjamin likes making bogs. And calling it concrete. And dig holes and say he's going to dig to New Zealand. |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. Your weather has been so dry lately your spuds need watering? Whereabouts are you? Steve |
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"Jake" wrote in message ... On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:11:09 +0100, "Christina Websell" wrote: My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. The tribulations of the new allotmenteer (well, your plot is new!) Training principles: 1) If whatever it is is growing in a straight line, it's not a weed (weeds simply refuse to grow in lines) 2) If your pet tortoise likes it, it'll be a weed (tortoises make a B-line for dandelions) 3) If what comes out of the ground is straight things without funny shaped leaves then it's probably grass or onions. 4) If all else fails, Tina knows best. Bow down to superior intellect. 5) If you don't bow down to superior intellect, you may find a sudden connection between your ear and a spade. g I seem to have known the difference between a plant and a weed since I was very small and it's hard to have someone helping me who doesn't know anything at all. Having to point out the difference between twitch coming up and the onions. This one is flat and the onion shoots are round. It's a learning curve for her. I am very patient outwardly. Tina |
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"shazzbat" wrote in message ... "Christina Websell" wrote in message ... My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. Your weather has been so dry lately your spuds need watering? Whereabouts are you? It was not really necessary to water the spuds but I let the children do it with the hose set to mist to shut them up because they wanted to water things. |
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wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. Recoverable, though. Except we now do not know where the beds are.. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. I once pulled up all of the fresias I'd planted the week before. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. I am very haphazard with my planting, but for things like this you may find it's useful to run a planting line with twine, string or thread of some kind and /leave/ it there so that it's a good hint that if things along that line that all look the same may not be weeds. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. Heh. Benjamin likes making bogs. And calling it concrete. And dig holes and say he's going to dig to New Zealand. These are not my children though. Children who are not your own can be irritating. |
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Not half as irritating as children who *are* your own!
(and have had years to work out what irritates you most)
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Christina Websell wrote:
Heh. Benjamin likes making bogs. And calling it concrete. And dig holes and say he's going to dig to New Zealand. These are not my children though. Children who are not your own can be irritating. Children that are your own are even more irritating, trust me. |
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"Jake" wrote in message ... On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:11:09 +0100, "Christina Websell" wrote: My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. The tribulations of the new allotmenteer (well, your plot is new!) Training principles: 1) If whatever it is is growing in a straight line, it's not a weed (weeds simply refuse to grow in lines) 2) If your pet tortoise likes it, it'll be a weed (tortoises make a B-line for dandelions) 3) If what comes out of the ground is straight things without funny shaped leaves then it's probably grass or onions. 4) If all else fails, Tina knows best. Bow down to superior intellect. 5) If you don't bow down to superior intellect, you may find a sudden connection between your ear and a spade. Cheers, Jake It is really difficult to understand why my s i l thinks that if you sow carrots (which she did) they will be up and big enough to eat in 3 weeks. Some more training coming up. I know it sounds hilarious that she would think that, but I suppose no-one is born knowing about how to grow veggies. I do grit my teeth sometimes, but hey, she is up for learning and I admire her for that. I will turn her (eventually) into a vegetable grower, but it will be a long haul. Tina |
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Christina Websell wrote:
It is really difficult to understand why my s i l thinks that if you sow carrots (which she did) they will be up and big enough to eat in 3 weeks. Some more training coming up. Give her some radish seed instead. |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
... "Jake" wrote in message ... On Sun, 13 May 2012 23:11:09 +0100, "Christina Websell" wrote: My sister in law. My brother told her to go down to the allotment with me and hoe. She hoed up some of the paths. Bad idea. She has no clue what the difference is between a weed and what we have planted that is coming up. So we did training today. You see those little grass-like thingies? they are the spring onions coming up. The little red ones are beetroot. a weed almost got away because it was red. Not a beetroot. It's not easy having the children there either. They sulk if they cannot do exactly what they want, there was almost a fight today about who would water the potatoes and having a 7 y o in charge of the hose is not a good thing. The tribulations of the new allotmenteer (well, your plot is new!) Training principles: 1) If whatever it is is growing in a straight line, it's not a weed (weeds simply refuse to grow in lines) 2) If your pet tortoise likes it, it'll be a weed (tortoises make a B-line for dandelions) 3) If what comes out of the ground is straight things without funny shaped leaves then it's probably grass or onions. 4) If all else fails, Tina knows best. Bow down to superior intellect. 5) If you don't bow down to superior intellect, you may find a sudden connection between your ear and a spade. g I seem to have known the difference between a plant and a weed since I was very small and it's hard to have someone helping me who doesn't know anything at all. Having to point out the difference between twitch coming up and the onions. This one is flat and the onion shoots are round. It's a learning curve for her. I am very patient outwardly. Tina You'll have to do what my Mum did with my Dad. She used to pick a weed, give it to him and say "If it is not EXACTLY like this, leave it alone." Seemed to work, though weeding took some time as he did it one weed at a time. -- Kathy |
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It's what I do. I never pull up a weed unless I can identify it. It's a great way to increase one's recognition of oth wild and garden flowers.
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Kathy wrote:
You'll have to do what my Mum did with my Dad. She used to pick a weed, give it to him and say "If it is not EXACTLY like this, leave it alone." Seemed to work, though weeding took some time as he did it one weed at a time. Actually, I often weed like that even now, at least where the weeds are more than a week or two old - due to the slightly different effective methods for removal (ie, dandelions you need to go deep, straight down, twitch you need to dig out gently and carefully to avoid snapping, creeping buttercup you need to follow back to the source and remove the shallow-but-long roots out of the main plant, etc) |
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wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: It is really difficult to understand why my s i l thinks that if you sow carrots (which she did) they will be up and big enough to eat in 3 weeks. Some more training coming up. Give her some radish seed instead. We have radishes. She wanted carrots. |
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